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posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 02:58 PM
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Anyone can make a mistake - it's what you do to remedy the situation that reveals your character.




posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 06:33 PM
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Bird Flu is nonsense...My bird gets the flu all the time!


Mic



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 06:56 PM
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The difference between an error and a mistake is that an error can be corrected.



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 07:32 PM
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Birds that spend more time on the ground, have more white meat than birds that do a lot of flying.

white meat versus dark meat



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 07:35 PM
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If you duct tape dark meat from birds under your arms; no matter how hard you flap your arms, you still will not be able to fly.



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 07:36 PM
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if you put mono expandable foam into someone's muffler it will take forever to take out



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 09:05 PM
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Man has been to the moon 6 times, not just once



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 09:14 PM
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The Arizona Cardinals,were originaly the Chicago Cradinals.



posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 01:12 AM
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Originally posted by Black_Fox
The Arizona Cardinals,were originaly the Chicago Cradinals.


I thought the Cards were from St. Louis. I don't remember.

Back on topic..........

Any product that is called "Private Stock" usually isn't. For some reason the ad guys think that makes it desireable.



posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 06:25 AM
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no matter how hard you try cows simply cannot fly...



posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 11:35 AM
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Cops hate it when you walk up to them in public places in bad neighborhoods and say "hey officer ***** do you still live on the corner of Coldwater Canyon and Moorpark Road in the third floor corner condo with the balconey that overlooks the minimart?" while half of the local gang is staring at the two of you from 10 feet away.



posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 12:37 PM
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a 3 day old open bottle of heineken doesnt taste too good



posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 12:47 PM
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You have to try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.



posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 02:17 PM
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Hanging around and calling till the river, hoping for a flush is so stupid. Like 1 in 17 stupid.

[edit on 23-2-2007 by whaaa]



posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 06:04 PM
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All meta directors are strong deactivators.



posted on Feb, 24 2007 @ 05:13 PM
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"See you have to remember that...There is no spoon"




posted on Feb, 24 2007 @ 08:59 PM
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As stupid as calling and waiting for a flush is; hoping for an inside stright is more stupid.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 12:33 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno
no matter how hard you try cows simply cannot fly...


"You have to get the cow running first peter"



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 02:35 AM
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Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.



posted on Feb, 25 2007 @ 02:39 AM
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A place called a "library" is where people used to go to read,study and get info.



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