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Teach us something in One Sentence

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posted on Jan, 29 2007 @ 09:57 AM
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It is nearly impossible to teach a racoon to play the harmonica!!!




posted on Jan, 30 2007 @ 08:25 PM
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Even though it seems like it sometimes, it can't be uphill both ways.

[edit on 30-1-2007 by Burnt Offering]



posted on Jan, 30 2007 @ 11:51 PM
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Very few people have the guts to wrap a rubber band tightly around their finger until it turns blue and falls off; The finger, not the rubber band.

[edit on 30-1-2007 by whaaa]



posted on Jan, 31 2007 @ 02:22 AM
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Teach us something in One Sentence

In "one sentence" there is....

"Neo scene ten"

Which is what the director of the Matrix said to Keanu Reeves after the nineth scene,but it is also after saying "Keanu scene ten"but because he was already in chacacter Keanu didn`t hear him,so he said "Neo scene ten!!!"

Which eventually got his attention.



posted on Feb, 1 2007 @ 10:05 AM
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Some people are born with tails but the Docs just snip them off and throw them in the trash.


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posted on Feb, 18 2007 @ 05:18 PM
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Air becomes liquid at about minus 190 degrees Celsius.



posted on Feb, 18 2007 @ 06:37 PM
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Sugar is a 100% natural simple carbohydrate.



source: www.dominosugar.com...



posted on Feb, 18 2007 @ 07:07 PM
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks.


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posted on Feb, 18 2007 @ 09:02 PM
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A plant does not look like its parents,
but will always resemble its grandparents.
www.didyouknow.cd...



posted on Feb, 18 2007 @ 09:26 PM
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A Coyote's favorite food is juicy and tender rabbits.



posted on Feb, 19 2007 @ 06:06 AM
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Tthe barn owl will consume about three mice per day. And look good doing it.



posted on Feb, 19 2007 @ 12:17 PM
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When eating pizza, it is prudent to let it cool for awhile before taking the first bite, as hot cheese stuck to the roof of your mouth can spoil an otherwise tasty and enjoyable meal. Also it may burn your lips.



posted on Feb, 19 2007 @ 08:04 PM
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A cat will know if another is outside the door without ever hearing or seeing the other.



posted on Feb, 19 2007 @ 09:18 PM
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If you duct tape string beans under both your arms, you will have very
erotic dreams in vivid color.



posted on Feb, 19 2007 @ 10:08 PM
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Elephants are made of spoons.



posted on Feb, 20 2007 @ 08:55 AM
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If you shoot a guy's wife in the knee and he still won't give you the info you need, woah, he's a bad guy.



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 01:35 PM
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Its impossible for Bush to be president again after 08.
Or is it?



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 02:01 PM
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The well is deep, I wish you well.



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 02:02 PM
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I once taught a new dog an old trick.



posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 02:40 PM
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When sticking beans or peanuts into your ears or nostrils; coat them with a liberal dressing of vasaline prior to insertion and it will make it much easier for the emergency room technician to extract them.



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