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posted on Dec, 28 2006 @ 05:23 PM
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At Christmas, FDR would tie his two dogs to his wheel chair and pretend he was Santa Claus in his sleigh.

[edit on 28-12-2006 by Excitable_Boy]




posted on Dec, 28 2006 @ 09:37 PM
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Fingernails on the average human being grow 2 inches a year if left uncut or chewed on.



posted on Dec, 29 2006 @ 04:25 PM
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Fingernails taste great as a garnish on any salad...kind of like bacon bits!!



posted on Dec, 29 2006 @ 04:50 PM
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Fingernail polish can be used to stop a run in hosiery.



posted on Dec, 29 2006 @ 04:54 PM
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Finger nail polish looks odd on a dude and I never wore it before but have tried eye liner on several ocassions in my younger days and lipstick on a couple of ocassions and chicks really dug it man.



posted on Dec, 29 2006 @ 04:57 PM
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The reason tornados don't usually plow thru big cities is because the heat generated by cars, buildings, motels, massage parlors, etc create an up draft that tornados aren't to fond of. That what a guy in a beer joint told me.



posted on Dec, 29 2006 @ 05:03 PM
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Slugs have four noses!.....................




posted on Dec, 29 2006 @ 11:53 PM
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Anyone who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition dosen't understand women or fractions.



posted on Dec, 31 2006 @ 09:40 AM
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Any male who thinks that if a woman says "That's OK," or " I really don't mind," and believes them. Does not understand women.



posted on Dec, 31 2006 @ 12:55 PM
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If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.

[edit on 31-12-2006 by chissler]



posted on Dec, 31 2006 @ 02:47 PM
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I don't really care what you keep in your "little jar" as long as you keep it to yourself.



posted on Jan, 1 2007 @ 01:44 PM
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The newer model of Chinese Typewriters, the Hoang, has 5,850 characters on it, measures 2ft by 17in. Top speed, 11 wpm.



posted on Jan, 1 2007 @ 01:47 PM
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The lint that can accumulate in your pocket is highly flammable.


I found this out during an incident with a Bic Lighter.



posted on Jan, 1 2007 @ 02:30 PM
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Butt crack lint is not so flammable as it is usually moist.



posted on Jan, 1 2007 @ 05:11 PM
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The Big Bopper who died along with Buddy Holly and Richie Valens in a plane crash was really named J. P. Richardson.



posted on Jan, 2 2007 @ 08:33 AM
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Waylon Jennings was originally scheduled to fly on that plane with Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly, but gave up his seat to The Big Bopper, who was running a fever and couldn't get comfortable on the tour bus.



posted on Jan, 2 2007 @ 10:34 AM
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If you are of average height[5"10"] standing on an open plain, unobstructed view, the horizon is 2.3 mi away.



posted on Jan, 2 2007 @ 11:11 AM
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All Incans had typo O blood.



posted on Jan, 2 2007 @ 11:12 AM
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George Washington spent 7 percent of his annual income, $70,000 by todays standards, a year on booze.



posted on Jan, 2 2007 @ 03:37 PM
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It is against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas!



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