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posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 02:25 PM
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People who say "I'd hate to burst your bubble, but...",

really don't hate bursting your bubble.




posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 02:43 PM
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i can eat a whole watermelon.

probably.



posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 03:54 PM
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The owl is the only bird that can see the color blue.



posted on Dec, 23 2006 @ 05:57 PM
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A typical human being can guess another human being's sex with 95% accuracy just by smelling their breath.



posted on Dec, 25 2006 @ 10:17 PM
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The fortune cookie *fortune* is put in the cookie when it is baked but still flat and moist, then folded by a fortune cookie folder.



posted on Dec, 26 2006 @ 04:18 PM
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Never make fun of anyone who comes from Scotland, especially if you are related to the English.



posted on Dec, 26 2006 @ 05:18 PM
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The direct translation for 'computer' in Chinese is "electric brain".



posted on Dec, 26 2006 @ 05:26 PM
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Every tenth homicide in this country [USA] is a killing of ones spouse.



posted on Dec, 27 2006 @ 10:21 AM
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The first speeding ticket was issued in Newport RI in 1907 and the offender was sentenced to 5 days in the pokey. He was clocked at a screaming 20 mph.



posted on Dec, 27 2006 @ 01:32 PM
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Dan Patch, the greatest harness horse in history, who set what is still a world record and never lost a race, was born in Oxford, Indiana in 1896.



posted on Dec, 27 2006 @ 02:38 PM
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When Japanese fishermen started using PINK nets they boosted thier catch by 60%. WTF?



posted on Dec, 27 2006 @ 04:55 PM
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Back when I was single, I started wearing pink fish net underwear and became 60% better at picking up babes.



posted on Dec, 27 2006 @ 09:05 PM
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This tidbit is a tad late, but still relevant never the less.

Santa in Japan is known as Hoteiosho.



posted on Dec, 27 2006 @ 11:23 PM
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Irish cream, served with a splash of chocolate syrup on the rocks, makes an excellent night cap.



posted on Dec, 27 2006 @ 11:31 PM
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Prior to painting your pets; shake the can for at least 1 full minute, for a nice smooth, drip free coat. Also shake well between coats and on certain animals a light sanding between coats is recomended.



posted on Dec, 28 2006 @ 12:00 AM
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People do actually toilet train their cats, and never have to buy kitty litter afterwards.



posted on Dec, 28 2006 @ 10:14 AM
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The only mammal with a poisionous bite is the short tailed shrew.



posted on Dec, 28 2006 @ 05:12 PM
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The dragonfly can fly up to 60 mph!!



posted on Dec, 28 2006 @ 05:20 PM
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Franklin D. Roosevelt had two dogs, Fala and Medworth.



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