I'd like to become a vegetarian, but I like the way animals taste.

The reason as to why the C&O M-1 steam turbines were never successful was because the coal dust would clog up the traction motors which in turn caused them to be in the shop for most of their short career.

Korean delis are often referred to as "the pound".

Peace

There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.

Leonard Cohen.

A cubit is considered to be 18" in modern terms.

When you die, your hair and nails still grow.

In a microwave oven it is possible to heat water to a temperature which far exceeds 212 degrees fareinheit.

I have a wisdom knot on the back of my head.

Mageirocophobia is the fear of cooking.

My brother in law is a loser.

Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every 19 residents!

(now that is a lot of lawyers!!!!)

Bill O'reilly is a scumbag.

Originally posted by LordInfamous
Bill O'reilly is a scumbag.

Tell us something that we didn't know, like Bill O'Reilly contracted syphalis in 1973 from a prostitute in Vienna, which led to him being the insane scumbag that he is today.

If you open a bottle of champagne and don't want to finish it, then put a spoon into the bottle handle first and it will remain carbonated for days.

Teach you something in one sentence?

Zedd once posted this website www.waxhoff.com

I LOVE IT!!! IM IN MY HOFFLEMENT

The Internet isn't a dump truck, it's a series of tubes.

Everything unknown tastes like chicken.

Blood stains can be removed with an overnite soaking in racoon urine.

Alligator meat is great!!