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posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 08:18 AM
I want to kill greys for Jesus..................

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 08:42 AM
The old Super Pumper System for the F.D.N.Y. used to pump over 10,000 gallons of water per minute from one main pumper and four satellite pumpers.

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 01:15 PM
For all of you that were wondering when the big event would happen.....
It won't be long now. Probably within maybe 3mos. 4 at the most.
Won't it be wonderful!!!

I'm so sorry; that's 2 sentences.

I mean 3 sentences.

Is there a penalty.

I said I was sorry!

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 01:45 PM
When operating a video camera, be sure you perform a critical focus before taping.

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 03:45 PM
I can hit my old workplace from my new one using a green laser pointer.

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 03:53 PM
"To hurt is to exist, but to feel nothing is to truly suffer."- Anonymous

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 04:07 PM
Never loan money to a drug addict!

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 11:37 PM
In Oklahoma it is illegal to get fish drunk on gin.

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 01:56 PM
The most sold item in a grocery store; toilet paper.

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 02:01 PM
In 1963 Sandy Koufax had a 25-5 record with a 1.88 ERA, and struck out 306 batters and earned MVP honors for the season.

Koufax was a baseball player for those who dont know.

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 02:27 PM
"If you have money, do not lend it at interest, but give it to one from whom you will not get it back."

If you want to make a difference, change the way you view your past so you can more easily view a better future.
When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 03:32 PM
If you're ever in an auto accident, and want to claim you're hurt, make sure you tell on the police report that you were sitting sideways. This is a little known but good way to get compensated for sure, because the soft tissue in your body will definatly get hurt this way.
I learned this while working for a lawyer. Of course, i dont recommend you to file a fake report either. All i'm saying is that you're likely to hurt much more if you were sitting sideways.

And there you have it.

You didnt hear it from me.

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 03:46 PM
If you tie a string around your finger real tight, you can make it turn purple.


posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 04:31 PM
No one gets out of here alive.

- Jim Morrison

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 06:34 PM
I can shoulder lean... I dunno how to dance though

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 10:56 PM
Top speed for a pig; 11mph.

posted on Nov, 15 2006 @ 07:35 AM
If you want to travel by air, make sure you depart on a Tuesday, spend that weekend and return at the earliest on a Wednesday or Thursday of the following week for a super low airfare.

posted on Nov, 15 2006 @ 08:40 AM
The walls of the universe are beige.

Making a pot-noodle with hot tapwater saves boiling the kettle and makes for an interestingly crunchy snack.

Jesus was probably a brotha.

Even though spider silk has a higher tensile strength than steel, it's still easier to break using fingers than steel wire of the same thickness.

Carpet showrooms smell really good.

Glass is actually NOT a liquid.

For an interesting light display, close your eyes and press your thumbs into them.

[edit on 15-11-2006 by MouseOnMars]

posted on Nov, 15 2006 @ 09:00 AM
trying to study 10 chapters three hours before a test will do you no good.

posted on Nov, 15 2006 @ 09:07 AM
Creditors demands are meaningless unless they file a civil suit against you and win in a court of law.

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