This thread has honestly had me laughing out loud

Maybe its because im a brit and we dont really bother with stuff like this, but it all seems a bit sad. secret clubs with handshakes and rituals? Honestly, do people really take all that seriously? Death oaths I remember being in warlords club as a kid and having a dust up with some lads from the beano club and the dandy club, but we were 8 or something!

The only club i would join is calvins G.R.O.S.S

With all the crap in the world today, for people to get so wound up because an ex member? has spilled what 5 letters translate to...well, sorry fellas, its pretty sad im afraid

I love this thread. It made me register with this site even. Upon reading the kappa sigma ritual book, i was actually surprised at how right the ks member on here were. I really felt, I don't know, enlightened. I had never really felt this way before and didn't really know what to do. Using my Kappa Sigma Ritual Book(which i keep under lock and key), I decided to sit down and just initiate my self. I couldn't do it alone, so i woke up my dog, Boozer. So, later on, while hammered at our initiation party, I realized that since I already graduated from college, that Boozer and I would just start our own chapter. While Boozer and I were voting on who should be Grand Master(he won the vote 2-0, I've always been more of an Indian than a Chief), I realized that we would need a procurator, mc, scribe, treasurer, and a couple of guards. I didn't know of anyone else to call so I just said F*** it, AEKDB. Upon hearing how much I sounded like a douche bag, I immediately left the fraternity and grew up.

This thread is as silly as my post. I joined my fraternity to get laid and get drunk. I made great friends and made good grades because the fraternity had mandatory study hall, but that was it. I used the fraternity for what it was, a social networking forum, which has since helped me get a job, new vehicle, and house. This is the way it is. But don't forget your oathes.

As a REAL brother of Kappa Sigma I can't help but laugh at everything that has been posted. Unless you are a true brother no one will know what any of our secrets mean. Even if you think you have figured out the words, they are still just words. Only a true brother knows the meanings behind these words.

It's a garbage fraternity, I couldn't care less about their secrets. Pride in worthless secrets, priceless.