Timely humor, page 1

The Nun and the Taxi Driver -

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab , and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies : "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as I am, and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

" Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, " Yes , I'm single and Catholic!"

Ok" the nun says " pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a long, deep, wet kiss that would make a porn star blush.

When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?'

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's ok. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."