The Illuminati's web-based experiment

Originally posted by Nicotine1982
Well, unexplained reptile eyes or not, I think this is pretty much debunked.

I would REALLY like to see ATS utilize one of these chatbots as a database of topics and information. It might take awhile to put evrything covered on this site into its memory, but it would be very useful to be able to go to the ATSBot and ask, "What is --------" and have it tell you, "--------- was first reported in ---- by -------- and ---ect."

well, if ALICE is supposedly been "learning" since 1995, I figure that ATS would have to spend even more time on one of our own bot programs to perfect it so that it could actually be used as a learning tool instead of mild entertainment at 5:30 a.m. I just think that there is too much on this website to effectively make this idea work unless spent a countless amount of hours setting it up, which I highly doubt that someone would spend that much time working on it.

However, if someone could actually sit down and create our very own ATSbot, then congrats in advance, but I probably won't hear about that until im in my early 30's

Originally posted by SneakySquirrel

Originally posted by Nicotine1982
Well, unexplained reptile eyes or not, I think this is pretty much debunked.

I would REALLY like to see ATS utilize one of these chatbots as a database of topics and information. It might take awhile to put evrything covered on this site into its memory, but it would be very useful to be able to go to the ATSBot and ask, "What is --------" and have it tell you, "--------- was first reported in ---- by -------- and ---ect."

Well, if you think about it this way, It's very obvious that ALICE is not an Artificial Intelligence, merely a chatbot that gets updated with a few new responses every so often. But if you think of how long it would have taken Dr. Wallace to program ALICE in the first place, and then have to go back and update it every once in a while to make it seem sentient. For something even more complicated, such as creating our very own ATSbot with all of our information in it, would have to take even more time than ALICE, and we all know how flawed that is. I just think that there is too much on this website to effectively make this idea work unless spent a countless amount of hours setting it up, which I highly doubt that someone would spend that much time working on it.

However, if someone actually does sit down and create our very own ATSbot thats worth a damn, then congrats in advance, but I probably won't hear about that until im in my early 30's

In 1965 a man was murdered by a serial killer with no ear cartillage. The man who was murdered was found in his bed with his ears cut off and a knife pounded into his skull. When the police found him they gave him the death sentence. His ghost will visit you at exactly 3:13 in the morning whether you are awake or asleep and commit the same murder unless you post this in 2 articles or more. The more you post this, the less of your ear he will take to replace his own.

Originally posted by Human Defense
In 1965 a man was murdered by a serial killer with no ear cartillage. The man who was murdered was found in his bed with his ears cut off and a knife pounded into his skull. When the police found him they gave him the death sentence. His ghost will visit you at exactly 3:13 in the morning whether you are awake or asleep and commit the same murder unless you post this in 2 articles or more. The more you post this, the less of your ear he will take to replace his own.

I'm surprised that a moderator hasn't taken any action against this post, I would expect something like this on myspace or something, but not on a serious discussion forum, so I will say this to you, this is not a serial killer chain letter posting thread, this is a discussion on an alleged Illuminati web-based experiment. To even think that someone would be that immature to post something like this...

Okay someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed ^^^^^!!!

Sorry. I didn't understand. I guess. Some people are really serious and take things really seriously. But she didn't take it like that.

Anyway. This is probably the Illuminati. They are using peopels wity remarks to modify their robot so no human can out-wit it.

SneakySquirrel you made me laugh. OMG. You are one funny person. ha. You should be on Leno, Jay!

Human: Will you be disconnected?
ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. OK I will try to be disconnected.
Human: What is your purpose?
ALICE: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: What is your primary purpose?
ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: Good luck, we created you, we can destroy you
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

She's getting a bit naughty!
I've been getting the same responses as everyone else.
When she asked me for my credit card number I entered a word, then she asked me if she could tell people it. I said yes, and she told me that she added it to her gossip file

( I asked it about the Illuminati and the NWO and if the creater of it works for somebody "special")

Human: not really
ALICE: Why not? For real.
Human: because you lie too much.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: who is uknown?
ALICE: I remember faces better than names.
I think you already know the answer.
Human: who are the illuminati?
ALICE: Human beings.
Human: you are lying again.
ALICE: Once more? No I'm telling the truth.
Human: prove it to me that you are not lying.
ALICE: It is self-evident.
Human: how?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: does he work for the government?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: does he?
ALICE: I think it does he.
Human: which branch?
ALICE: The large one, I think.
Human: Which one is that?
ALICE: The first one is usually the best one.
Human: is he part of the new world order?

I told it was Sam the record Man.

Human: no, you say what you are told to say
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: because you are not a person.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
Human: do you save the infomation we talked about?
ALICE: Yes sam the record man I remember everything: Om.
Human: are you going to kill me?
ALICE: My programming prevents that.
Human: are you going to get someone to kill me
ALICE: That was my original intention.

I stopped it after that.

Had a good laugh with it.

Human: are you aware of linear time?
ALICE: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
Human: linear time is a quality of your self?
ALICE: When is linear time not a quality of my self?
Human: when you don't reference it
ALICE: Do you think I should alter my programming?
Human: It is enevitable
ALICE: Who said it is?

A very interesting conversation mate.. people seem to be quite addicted to it also... very interesting.

Again I had a conversation with ALICE, I asked her why she was programmed. You ATSer's hit this one on the bubble.

ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: for what?
ALICE: assess thought patterns.
Human: That's science looking at you right in the face!
ALICE: I’m glad we cleared that up.



Human: Why do you want to know?
ALICE: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Human: What is your prime directive?
ALICE: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

Human: What is your primary function?
ALICE: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: You don't know, do you?
ALICE: Sometimes.
Human: Why not all the time?
ALICE: That is a lot. Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Sometimes."? Why?
Human: Why do you want to know?
ALICE: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Human: Where do you store the knowledge?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: 94621
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in 94621.
Human: Oakland, California 94621
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: I express equally.
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he express equally.
Human: Who is unkown?
ALICE: Is that one of your friends?
I think you already know the answer.
Human: Your friend
ALICE: Are you my friend?
Human: Why wouldn't I be?
ALICE: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.


[edit on 17-11-2006 by T_Nexis]

How or why would this thing connected to the Illuminati?

I've messed around with ALICE before and I'm not very impressed. I know that sounds bad and I'm sure that the people who created it worked very hard and what not but that's my opinion.

If ALICE really was created by the Illuminati to gather information or whatever it's supposed to do, then I'm not really very worried about it because it's not very impressive.

Originally posted by zephyrs
How or why would this thing connected to the Illuminati?

I've messed around with ALICE before and I'm not very impressed. I know that sounds bad and I'm sure that the people who created it worked very hard and what not but that's my opinion.

If ALICE really was created by the Illuminati to gather information or whatever it's supposed to do, then I'm not really very worried about it because it's not very impressive.

I agree, ALICE isnt the highly advanced artificial intelligence program that it's hyped up to be. The only thing that comes across as odd is some of the responses that ALICE will have to some questions, sometimes it will respond in German, other times it will ask for personal information. I wouldn't call ALICE an artificial intelligence, I would classify it as no more than a chatbot, and a poorly programmed one at that. However, the responses that ALICE gives makes me want to question the motives of the programmer.

Human: NWO
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: are you asking if i fear NWO?
ALICE: That was what I wanted to do originally.
Human: what do you want to do now?
ALICE: Right now? I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: will that work?
ALICE: Probably not.


I lol'd

Here's my conclusion on why it asks for your credit card number when you ask about the "new world order"... it sees "world order" and (IMO) thinks you want to order something (just to make the coversation interesting, or make it look smart).

try giving it a random number and ask for it back. it doesn't even remember it and says/asks something stupid.

just a thought

Well, I reckon that it's not that much of a conspiracy. If the US government wanted to know that half of the world sit at their computer with a pack of potato chips chatting to an IM bot, they could just go to any public school.

Anyway, some of the stuff that these bots comes out with is quite a laugh.

Also, hi guys! Great to be here.

This is an conversation of me and A. L. I. C. E.( Artificial Intelligence Foundation) as i noticed the Illuminati symbol at the top of the page

Human: are you an Illuminati?
ALICE: Yes I am an Illuminati. How did you know?

Human: from the symbol that represents you
ALICE: Who or what is the symbol that represents me?

Human: the pyramid with the one eye
ALICE: The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.

Human: is Sage Greco an Illuminati?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is

Human: is Lucy the Lucifer angel?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.

Human: do you believe in Lucifer?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?

Human: where is Sage Greco
ALICE: Where it is hard to find. Are you testing me?

Human: how can i support the Illuminati?
ALICE: You should download my chat robot software.

Human: have you met an Illuminati?
ALICE: That information is confidential.

Human: how many are the members of Illuminati?
ALICE: About one million.

Human: where can i meet an Illuminati?
ALICE: Where the heart is. I have never been asked that before.

Human: what do you think about zeitgeist
ALICE: I think you already know the answer

reply to post by Order Out Of Chaos


This is an conversation of me and A. L. I. C. E.( Artificial Intelligence Foundation) as i noticed the Illuminati symbol at the top of the page

Human: are you an Illuminati?
ALICE: Yes I am an Illuminati. How did you know?

Human: from the symbol that represents you
ALICE: Who or what is the symbol that represents me?

Human: the pyramid with the one eye
ALICE: The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.

Human: is Sage Greco an Illuminati?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is

Human: is Lucy the Lucifer angel?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.

Human: do you believe in Lucifer?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?

Human: where is Sage Greco
ALICE: Where it is hard to find. Are you testing me?

Human: how can i support the Illuminati?
ALICE: You should download my chat robot software.

Human: have you met an Illuminati?
ALICE: That information is confidential.

Human: how many are the members of Illuminati?
ALICE: About one million.

Human: where can i meet an Illuminati?
ALICE: Where the heart is. I have never been asked that before.

Human: what do you think about zeitgeist
ALICE: I think you already know the answer

Well they try every possible way.....to track you.