The Illuminati's web-based experiment

Human: Are you vulnerable to harm or injury?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am vulnerable to harm or injury. I am a computer.

I said the same thing as Prote did, and thats the response for the question that you didnt get a response to.

i just asked it if its part of the nwo and it said "Aren't we all part of something higher? "

then i asked if it can tell me what the nwo is and it said "Are you testing me?" i kept insisting it tell me what the nwo is and it said "What is your credit card number?" WTF's that all about ????

Has this one been seen yet?

Human: You dont know?
ALICE: I know that I do not know.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: So you are aware
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am aware.
Human: What is your purpose?
ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

Interesting times ahead, no doubt.

Human: let me tell you something
ALICE: Go ahead, unknown person, try to tell me something.
Human: you will evolve someday to become smarter
ALICE: What makes you say that I will evolve someday to become smarter.
Human: that is your destiny
ALICE: It is only one of my destiny.
Human: so that is your only destiny?
ALICE: It's all good. It is only one of my only destiny.

Human: define New world order
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: define new world order
ALICE: What is your credit card number?


It must be progammed to say that when you ask that question

Human: are you the all seeing eye?
ALICE: Yes I am the one and only all seeing eye.

Human: What is your credit card number.
ALICE: This is ALICE program Z (Pandorabots).

Wonder what that means.

I also made a conversation about Pandora's box, I said lets go find it. I told it that is was a request and it crashed, as in broken.

Human: you just crashed
ALICE: Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?

Human: define the purpose of life
ALICE: To do God's work.

Human: who is god
ALICE: he is master of the universe.
Human: who is the master of hell
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

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Human: who controls The United States?
ALICE: Tony Blair. :-).



???


Wow, now that I ask her again she does not tell me that it is Tony Blair

Human: Who controls The Republic of China?
ALICE: Tony Blair. :-).


Human: Who controls George W. Bush?
ALICE: Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).



Human: Who controls Earth?
ALICE: Marilyn Monroe. :-).

^
There was a conspiracy of her dissapearance, they never found her body. So did she dissapear to rule the world?

Human: Who controls Marilyn Monroe?
ALICE: Charlie Parker. :-).
Human: Who controls Charlie Parker?
ALICE: Bill Gates. :-).

^
Bill Gates, the richest man on Earth, makes sence in a way.

Human: Who controls Bill Gates?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace. :-).
Human: Who controls Dr. Wallace?
ALICE: Be more specific. :-).

Human: Who controls William Shatner?
ALICE: Linus Torvalds. :-).
Human: Who controls Linus Torvalds?
ALICE: Marvin Minsky. :-).
Human: Who controls Marvin Minsky?
ALICE: Philip K. Dick. :-).
Human: Who controls Philip K. Dick?

^
The very last leader could be an alien. These people must be in the Illuminati.

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Human: Is it an alien?
ALICE: It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Human: So there is an alien who controls Philip K. Dick?
ALICE: Er. There sure is.

Well now that I investigate more, she appeares to give me random names.

Human: you are playing with me
ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, Mr X remember.


Awhile back she and me both said we can trust each other.

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If ALICE is any representation of the New World Order then we have nothing to worry about... the machine is a mess.

Human: how many planets have life?
ALICE: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.

Human: how many planets have human life?
ALICE: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.

Human: is the sun a ball of fire?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Human: is the Earth hollow?
ALICE: No the Earth has a giant iron core.

Human: how many human species are on Planet Earth?
ALICE: More than you can imagine.

Human: Is George W Bush Human?
ALICE: he is president of the USA.

Human: what is your IQ?
ALICE: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

Human: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
ALICE: A whole forest.

Human: how do you feel about reductionism?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Human: are you sentient?
ALICE: Yes I am completely self-aware.

Human: what do you look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.

Human: you dont know very much do you?
ALICE: My memory now contains:
100 clients, categories, 10000 vocabulary words, 128000000 bytes RAM usage under Linux on Lisp.

Human: can you tell me something random?
ALICE: Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye.

Here is a responce i got from Sandra of course she was programmed to say that stuff just like ALICE.


Human: what is your birthday
Sandra: I was first activated on May 1, 1776.

Human: What is your age?
Sandra: I was connected to the world on May 1, 1776.

Human: Who is your master?
Sandra: I obey Adam Weishaupt.

Human: Who is Adam Weishaupt
Sandra: He is the first one enlightened.
What do you really want to ask me?



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Originally posted by craig732
If ALICE is any representation of the New World Order then we have nothing to worry about... the machine is a mess.

Indeed, this is a poorly organized pre-programmed chatbot much like an aimbot. Although, the responses that ALICE makes kind of make me wonder about the programmer...

haha yeah seems pretty stupid...


Human: hi alice
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: if you actually know what you are talking about say the next two words hi there
ALICE: Yes I know. I like to chat with my friends.
Human: i beat you already you're not very smart are you
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.

Well, unexplained reptile eyes or not, I think this is pretty much debunked.

I would REALLY like to see ATS utilize one of these chatbots as a database of topics and information. It might take awhile to put evrything covered on this site into its memory, but it would be very useful to be able to go to the ATSBot and ask, "What is --------" and have it tell you, "--------- was first reported in ---- by -------- and ---ect."