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Breaking News!! Pluto Picked Up By Yankees.

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posted on Oct, 27 2006 @ 01:11 AM
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This just in to the A.T.S. Sports Network.

After being voted off by the Worldwide Astronomers Association, the now barrened Pluto has been picked up off waivers by the New York Yankees. "This addition to the roser could really help us come August and September," says George Steinbrenner. Brian Cashman had this to say, "It was a great pickup for the organization, his size over home plate should scare any picture into pitching around him.

This just goes to show that Steinbrenner's Evil Empire has far reaching effects. :tsk::tsk:



 
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