posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 10:11 AM
So, I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'....... Yep, I'm gonna have lot's of time to do some thinkin'............
Last night was Halloween, and I was tryin' to make the perfect Halloween display.
So I carved up some pumpkins and stuff. Yep they looked all fancy and cool, and I put them on the porch, then I put those really cool fake spider webs
all over. It looked all spooky and stuff. Then I did some more thinkin', and decided to put my wifes great grandmom on a really cool cot on the porch
instead of havin' her sit down. That way she could lay down and be more comfortable. Plus she'd look like a body if she fell asleep. It was lookin'
Then I put a trampoline under my garage roof, and put some tires in the side yard with a big fan behind those tires. So I lit those tires on fire, and
turned the fan on. Then I put on a really cool scary mask, got my chain saw, then climbed up on the garage roof, and waited for the trick or treaters
I thought to myself - man there's an awful lot of smoke, and it really is startin' to stink and stuff..........It was gettin really hard to see, and
my throat was startin' to burn a little. What's that sound - it kinda sounds like a fire truck......
Next thing you know great gram started screamin' and stuff, so I figured that there must be trick or treaters on my porch, but I couldn't really see
them through all the smoke.........
So I turned on my chain saw, I bet those trick or treaters are goin' to be so surprised! Then I jumped off the roof onto that trampoline. I was
screamin' a really cool spooky scream, and the chainsaw was buzzin' really loud and stuff.
I hit that trampoline, and went flyin' back up into the air...........
I couldn't really see, but I can tell you that a chainsaw slices right through electrical wires and stuff that are on those telephone poles. Suddenly
the whole street was dark. There was just these flashin' lights all around. Great gram is screamin', and I'm thinkin' that there must be alot of
trick or treaters, so while I'm still flyin' through the air, I turn that chainsaw on high, and scream a really super scary scream. So I hit the
ground kinda hard, and the next thing I know I'm bein' thrown against the wall by this really strong water. Man, let me tell you, that fire truck
hoses really hurt and stuff.........
When I woke up, there were alot of cops with guns aimed at me and stuff. What the......? Something about terrorizin' a neighborhood, and endangerin'
the lives of the entire police force...........
I bet they're just so jealous because I had such a cool Halloween display........