You know what's good?

Real BBQ, that's what's good. Dry rubbed, slow smoked spare ribs, not that boiled until it falls off the bone, grill it for ten minutes, then drown it in sauce crap. Dry rubbed, cider injected pork shoulder or butt smoked for 12 to 14 hours until you can pull it apart with forks. Dry rubbed beef brisket smoked so slow and long that it's half its original size, but slices up tender and juicy. Hot links, chicken thighs. Memphis style, Kansas City style, Texas style, Carolina style. Cherry, apple, pecan, hickory, mequite, these are the woods that make these cuts shine. Great BBQ doesn't need much sauce, maybe not any. Put a couple bottles on the table, I'll apply my own, thank you.

Chilis, Applebees, Tumbleweeds, Texas Roadhouse, these places suck.

The world needs more real BBQ. It's a very serious problem.

My mouth is salivating like mad now - shame its too cold for bbq over here now, will have to make do with a Fray Bentos