Are you a male or female human or alien???

Out of curiousity how many male and female humans or aliens are there on this site?I also said aliens because I know one member who says he/she is an alien.

I'm a human male.

Oh, and I am a male human also. We are a rare species. All this stuff about endangered animals in Africa and Brazil . . . ignore that and Save the Human Male, I say!

I'm a human female...i think...is there a way that I can check to see if im an alien or not?

Im justhuman i think... I was born blue though lol oh im a male cant forget to say that. Oh btw Im a new member so you'll see me around.

Hmmm...

Now this isn't your everyday question.....

Well I guess I'm a male human. But I believe that I may be from an extinct ancestor of Homo sapiens: an extinct ancestor of the modern human being. You know a Homo sapien that lived approximately 1.5 million years ago and was known by fossils to have had an upright stature, a smallish brain, and a low forehead.

I guess though if I were 'alien', I'm probably a displaced 'Illegal Alien' and I think that my green card was lost some time ago....

Hmmmmmm.This thread could be more interesting than I thought.
If you're not sure if you're an alien or not than ask a family member and maybe learn the history of your family.

in this thread www.belowtopsecret.com...
there seems to be 2 aliens at least.

LMDAO !!!!!

Priceless, purely priceless.

Am I a male or female human or alien ......... definately a human male (long haired hippy with a gotee and cane I am !! lol).

But if I were an alien, I think I would be a purple female lesbian alien.

Ya, that's it, a purple lesbian alien !!


Did I twist it up some more for ya? heh.

DEFinately a "not an every day question"!

Misfit

I am a snail trapped in a human body, I go for operations that will make me look like a snail, now my skin produces slim, just think, :N0 need for lubrication during sex..... wohohooooo!!!!

Next operation, eyes that can see 360 and can extend or retact into the sockets whahahahahaaaa!!!!!

As for my sex, I am getting a snail pecker.... hmmmm not sure what a snail pecker looks like, has anyone ever seen one....... :ham

None! .....I'm GOD!!!

Ye gads! Is this a one line post? I'm screwed!!

[edit on 22-10-2006 by mikesingh]

I checked with my family, and they said they found me under a rock...so I'm still not sure.

I am a Human Alpha Male. Please don't give space aliens a place for reply. They are taking our jobs and ruining our culture.

I thought that was illegal aliens.I never heard of a Human Alpha before.




Under a rock???Were you abandoned or is it something else?

Under a rock???Were you abandoned or is it something else?

You mean the circus people leave behind people?

lol..maybe...perhaps i was too normal for their circus ways.

I am a male alien from Mars.

Well, I'm male, atleast I was the last time I looked..hold on,
let me check...
*Looks in pants*
Yep, my reproductive rogans are on the outside, I'm male.

Oh, and I'm Homo sapien Imperium.

There are definately smart people on this site,but I wonder if they are males or females.
I also wonder how many male and female staff members are there on this site!
Is there any staff members who might be aliens,or part alien at least??

I think there are 7 staff members, it may be a little less though.


I'm willing to be the ratio of male-female members is around 50%.

[edit on 10/26/2006 by iori_komei]