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posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 03:37 PM
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Darn it, i knew there was something i wanted to see!!!



You can only post if you enter your Halloween avatar in the contest!!!
Go go go now!!!




posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 01:10 PM
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It seems like you killed the thread, so I'll just lie and say that I have!

You can only post if you have more than 2000 posts!



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 01:28 PM
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I have over posted over 2000 times during my time on ATS.
You can only post if you like to watch War Movies.



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 01:57 PM
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I watch war movies - Patton, Saving Private Ryan, Enemy at the Gates - all good movies!

You can only post if you like canned Spam - yuk I can't post



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 02:16 PM
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Spam, spam, spam, & more spam.

You can only post if you saw an airplane in the last half hour.



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 02:21 PM
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Da plane! Da Plane! Yes, I work near an airport

You can only post if you didn't change your underwear today. (ewww, this could be a thread breaker....)



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 03:53 PM
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Didn't change them? As in go to bed with them on, then forget to change them? I'm guilty of that, but I have an excuse! I HAVE AN EXCUSE!

My....er, house was burning down and I didn't have time to rescue my entire family, put out the blaze, quickly repair the damages and then make a lavish, three course breakfast. That's it and I'm sticking to it!

You can only post if you can find a good Rent-A-Clown website!



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 04:55 PM
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Would this site qualify?

www.clownmagicnyc.com...

After all, who wouldn't love having these scary pumpkins at their party? XD




You can only post if you love cheesecake more than breathing.



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 04:59 PM
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I've died several times by eating too much at the Cheesecake Factory. It was painful, but O so worth it.


You can only post if can find the image in Board Business that shows what really goes on in RATS.



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 05:04 PM
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Yeah, I got it. Interview with God? Man, I laughed so hard at that, I thought I was going to die!

Bloody classic!



You can only post if know how many days it is until Christmas!

[edit on 30-10-2006 by Zanzibar]



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 11:40 PM
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It is T-minus 54 days until Christmas. Sorry for the NASA Countdown.


You can only post if you saw Union Pacific General Electric D8-40C #9202 on an eastbound grain train today?



posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 03:58 AM
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Originally posted by gimmefootball400
You can only post if you saw Union Pacific General Electric D8-40C #9202 on an eastbound grain train today?


Does it count if I thought I had a "vision" of it?

You can only post if you own an original "unedited" copy of the Zapruder film, in it's entirety.....



posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 06:28 AM
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Errr...half the collection?



You can only post if you have a fake suntan!




posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 06:45 AM
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You can only post if you once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.



posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 07:02 AM
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Ha ha ha!


I knew a woman named "Peg" is that ok?


You can only post if you have cavities (in your mouth)



posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 12:12 PM
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Yes, I have one.
But it's filled.


You can only post if.......IF YOU LOVE HALLOWEEN.







-tts

[edit: spelling ]

[edit on 31-10-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]



posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 12:41 PM
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Who doesn't? Well, except people who are like, green. They're probably pretty miffed about the whole thing.

You can only post if you had trick-or-treaters tonight!



posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 12:49 PM
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Yep, my sons whole class came trick or treating. I Love Halloween!

You can only post if you've ever soaped up some windows on mischief night!



posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 08:00 PM
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I once used soap to make my sisters' mirror look like it was cracked....does that count?



You can only post if you've ever used petrol to burn something down....




posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 11:36 PM
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Does my leg when trying to start a campfire with gasoline count?

I think so.

This may be a thread killer here on ATS, but you can only post if you have really done something to support the troops.

You can't have just said or written "I support the troops".

No, you really have to have done something like send care packages, visit the wounded, donate to the USO, etc.



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