posted on Oct, 18 2006 @ 03:04 PM
Jerry Springer "Ok Travis your on this show because Xenotora here says your the father of her baby Gwagool."
Travis Walton" It's a lie Jerry she got knocked up by some other dude. The farmer down the road."
JS-"well lets see what Xenotora has to say about it....Xenotora!"
Xenotora " Travis! You lien' no good bum, you know the baby's yours!! Don't you remember how romantic that night was!"
TW "Romantic my ass! Listen Jerry first she had this blue beam, made me feel all funny n' stuff, then she got this probe thingy and she-"
JS "Sorry to cut you off there Travis but the DNA results are in!"
Xenotora "Thats right Jerry,Thats right the results are in! Travis you bum you payn' me child support! I need 200 zagdars a week for our child. Do
you know how much it eats!?! Huh, Travis. Any idea how many cows I gotta liquify every week for our baby! I do all the work while you goof off and
cut trees down all day!
TW-"Now listin here that thiung is not my baby, it don't even look like me.
SP- "well even though for safety reasons the uh 'child' can't come on set, but I did see it before the show in it's holding pen in the parking
lot, and I gotta agree with Travis here Xenotora the baby doesn't look like him. It doesn't even look like it's got any human in it at all!!"
TW- "Thats right my baby is parked in the lot right now and it's my motorcycle."
Xenotara "Travis you a bum you gunna pay our babies child support."
JS "well lets see what theDNA results have to say."
Xenotora-"uh huh thats right lets see the proof. Yeah baby!"
JS "All right here we go. Travis- in the matter of the peaternity of baby Qwazool, and the mother of said child Xenotora- You
are................................................................NOT the babys father!!!"
TW- jumps out of chair in triumph "YES! YES! YES! OH THANK GOD!!!"
Xenotora- green slime starts squirting profusely from her various body parts, and begins to wail.
"Its a lie Jerry a lie. The test must be wrong!"
JS- "well thats it for todays episode. Next week well have Xenotora back and farmer Bob from down the street. Good night everybody."
fades out with the sound of Xenotora still wailing.