Damn Bush

I have taken the liberty of making a list of every thing that is the fault of Bush. Here it is and please if I have left something out can you please post it.

All that is Bush's fault

The Sacking of Rome
The assassination of Julius Caesar
The Korean war
Atlantis Sinking
Global Warming
Polar bears
Hippies
Black Holes
Uranus
UFO’s
CNN
Ice Hocky
Stubbing my toe
Smelly cheese
Fox News
John F. Kennedy’s assassination
The Great Depression
The Holocaust
The Soviet Union
Attila the Hun
Genghis Khan
Bill Clinton
Afghanistan
Pancakes
The death of Jesus
Slavery
Google
Milk spoiling
Microsoft
Hitler
No eggs in my refrigerator
The atom bomb
Ebay
All STD’s
Mad Cow disease
The Spanish Flu
King Henry
France
Autism
Earthquakes
Michael Jackson
The KKK
Norwegians

Me needing 3 root canals...it's all evil Bush's fault!

I should have picked a different name for this. Damn you bush trying to keep the truth away.

It is Bushes fault that the economy is booming.

It is Bushes fault that 25 million people have been liberated from dictatorships.

It is Bushes fault that taxes are cut.

It is Bushes fault that we have a really great military.

It is Bushes fault I have a new and better paying job.

Glory to Bush

[edit on 17-10-2006 by ConstantlyWondering]

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[edit on 17-10-2006 by ConstantlyWondering]

Originally posted by ConstantlyWondering
It is Bushes fault that the economy is booming.

It is Bushes fault that 25 million people have been liberated from dictatorships.

It is Bushes fault that taxes are cut.

It is Bushes fault that we have a really great military.

It is Bushes fault I have a new and better paying job.

Glory to Bush

[edit on 17-10-2006 by ConstantlyWondering]

Edit for easy reading

[edit on 17-10-2006 by ConstantlyWondering]

You are right how dare him give us these things will his treachery every end.

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I will try again to revive my post please stop drinking and help my cause.:w::w::w:

I am fine being a one man forum.

Please contribute to the cause.

No dibbs come on. We shall have a blast here one last try but oh well.

It's Bush's damn fault that the Steelers lost to the Raiders on sunday. Damn you Bush for making Big Ben thrown those interceptions!!!!! Jumps up onto a and does a triple jump moonsault on to Bush.

How could i forget it is obviously Bush's fault John Kerry made fun of the troops. He brainwashed him to say something stupid and blame bush.

Will bush's evil ever cease??

I don't think he ever in his right mind will. Now if we could just get something done about that man.

I know what really happened to steve irwin. Bush probably sent his fleet of brainwashed mutant stingrays to attack him.

Damn Bush.

BTW may he rest in peace.

You left out:

The extinction of the Dinosaurs
Bird Flu
The super volcano under Yellowstone
making it rain on my birthday
going over my cell phone minutes
making everybody think that these no talent, cookie cutter "pop stars" can actually sing.
That there are only 24 hours in a day
That we never get to see the dark side of the moon

Yep, he is one evil man.

It's all Bush's fault that Jimi Hendrix is dead. Bush did it because he couldn't play an electric guitar as good as Hendrix.

Originally posted by gimmefootball400
It's all Bush's fault that Jimi Hendrix is dead. Bush did it because he couldn't play an electric guitar as good as Hendrix.

I knew it!
That stinkin' Bush took out Jimi, a man who was so far ahead of his time, and single handedly changed guitar playing in Rock and Roll forever!

Damn Bush!

Originally posted by lombozo

Originally posted by gimmefootball400
It's all Bush's fault that Jimi Hendrix is dead. Bush did it because he couldn't play an electric guitar as good as Hendrix.

I knew it!
That stinkin' Bush took out Jimi, a man who was so far ahead of his time, and single handedly changed guitar playing in Rock and Roll forever!

Damn Bush!

Yes but do not forget about elvis. Bush fed him too many sandwhiches.


Damn Bush!!!!!!

So this is where you guys hang out? I forgot my "Republican Circle-Jerk Participant" name badge so I'll let myself out.

Originally posted by DaFunk13
So this is where you guys hang out? I forgot my "Republican Circle-Jerk Participant" name badge so I'll let myself out.

Come on back and visit us real soon, OK?
We'll keep a light on for ya'.

Originally posted by lombozo
You left out:

The extinction of the Dinosaurs

It is NOT Bush's fault for the extenction of the Dinosaurs!!! That was all Cheney's doing! Geez, get it right. OK?

Huwever, Bush caused continental drift.
Bush caused winter to become a season, before Bush, there were 3 beautiful seasons.
Bush invented computer viri.
Bush wote all of Kerrys "jokes".

Bush

Edited because Bush caused me to spell However as Huwever, and he won't let me change it!

[edit on 2-11-2006 by sacrifice]

Originally posted by lombozo

Originally posted by DaFunk13
So this is where you guys hang out? I forgot my "Republican Circle-Jerk Participant" name badge so I'll let myself out.

Come on back and visit us real soon, OK?
We'll keep a light on for ya'.

Yes come one back anytime you want. We always leave a door open in the Republican Circle Jerk club