posted on Oct, 8 2006 @ 04:08 PM
"...And Many More..."
The staff paddle gauntlet is assembled and prepared to administer the traditional birthday swats.
Additionally, we were able to fill the party balloons with hydrogen and, in addition to the usual disposal cameras, rainbow wigs, plastic alien dolls
and tinfoil-themed party favors, have stocked the tables in the staff lounge with sparklers, firecrackers and butane lighters which -- in combination
with the explosive balloons -- portend a particularly lively, engaging and memorable celebration this year.
But even better, the all-too-often-empty staff fridge is stuffed full of nice warm English beer and the cake we
got you has a stripper inside.
Happy Birthday, Simon.