The "Your Mother is So Fat" Game!

Pretty simple.....take turns slamming each others moms (just for fun), like the old jokes....

Here....I'll start:

Your mother is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

[edit on 6-10-2006 by Excitable_Boy]

Come on...this is fun:

Your mother is so fat, she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and was given 17 years to live.

This is fun!

Yo momma is so fat she needs a boomarang just to put her belt on!!!

your mother is so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone.

Not fat jokes!!

your mommas so dumb she burnt the salad!!
your mommas so dumb she crashed a parked car!!
your mommas so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!!
your mommas so dumb when she tossed the salad she used lube!!

Yo momma so fat people exercise by jogging around her.

Yo momma so fat her chin looks like a pack a hot dogs.

Yo momma so dumb she trips over her own shadow.

Yo momma so dumb when making ice cubes she asks what the recipe is.

Yo momma so dumb she smokes the weeds out of the flower garden.






-tts

[edit: Typo. Oops.]

[edit on 6-10-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house she sits around the house

yo momma's so fat she's, her ass has it's own zipcode

yo momma's so fat she got more chins than the chinese phone book

has to be one of my favorites, timing is everything to this snap


yo momma so fat, when she sings... IT'S OVER!!!

[edit on 10-6-2006 by worldwatcher]

Your momma's so fat she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.

Your momma's so fat that when she hauls ass, it takes three trips.

Your momma's so fat that when shes laying out on the beach, Greenpeace comes and tries to push her back in the water.

Your momma is so ugly, that everytime she walks by the toilet, it flushes itself.

yo momma so fat, I got to back up to see her

yo momma so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!!!!"

yo momma so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her

yo momma so fat, they had to change "one size fits all" to "one size fits Most"

Yo mommas so fat you can get a surf board and ride the ripples!!
Yo mommas so fat she inhaled the dog!!
Yo mommas so fat her belly ring leaves grooves in the sidewalk!!!

Your momma is so fat, she went to Weight Watchers, and they still haven't stopped looking.

Yo momma’s so fat her parents had to take her to sea world to get baptized.

Yo momma’s so fat she uses sleeping bags for leg warmers.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway!

yo momma so fat, when she sings... IT'S OVER!!!

BTW...this one was great!!

[edit on 8-10-2006 by Excitable_Boy]

Your momma is so cross eyed that it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes. (I got this one from the web. It's very funny).

Your mother is so fat, she has a moon.

Your momma is so fat, she was arrested at the airport for trying to smuggle 200 pounds of crack under her dress.

Your momma is so fat she couldn't see the existing 4 page thread called Yo Mama Fight!!! that was right behind her in the same forum.

Originally posted by dbates
Your momma is so fat she couldn't see the existing 4 page thread called Yo Mama Fight!!! that was right behind her in the same forum.

SNAP

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