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What Have You Always Wanted To Say?

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posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 03:14 PM
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Ok, well I was thinking of things I've always wanted to say,
but for various reasons never have had the chance to,
or really just should'nt.


So, say whatever you've always wanted to say.



Here are mine.

Yo yo yo, Phunk masta K in da hizzouse, fo shizzle my nizzles.

Humanity shall bow down and worship me as their rightful god, or suffer death.



So, what have you always wanted to say?




EDIT:
Spelling issues.

[edit on 10/3/2006 by iori_komei]




posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 03:19 PM
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Hrmmm?

Shannanigans!

Fo Shizzle my nizzle!

I'll have to bust my brains on this one and come up with some more.




posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 03:22 PM
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I said something i'd allways wanted to say today.

Im fed up of people looking down my top when i'm sitting down, so the first dirty old man to do it today i said *(rather loudly)*

'YOU DIRTY B*ST...' you get the point. It was damn fun and he rather swiftly moved his eyes elsewhere!'



posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 03:28 PM
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That was a stupid thing to say


(turns head)


And you're stupid for saying it



posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 04:49 PM
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I always wanted to say:

It's not my fault I threw an egg at his house, it was halloween I had to!



posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 04:54 PM
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Ive always wantd to say....




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 05:06 PM
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I have always wanted to tell those parents that are in a restaurant or grocery store who have their bratty little children running around and screaming to take control of the situation and do something about it!!!!!

Whew, I feel better already!



posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 08:11 PM
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Originally posted by crookedblue

'YOU DIRTY B*ST...' you get the point. It was damn fun and he rather swiftly moved his eyes elsewhere!'


i am that dirty bast, im very sorry i was trying to see if your belly button was pierced. next time just slap me.



what have i always wanted to say? sometimes i want to tell my brothers wife this
" for being such a religious freak, you sure are a bicth."



posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 08:29 PM
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Two things:

1.) In a Zoo, I have always wanted to say, "No one's looking, quick, shoot them and take their skins!"

2.)In a grocery store, when they ask me if I want paper or plastic I've always wanted to say, "Fur, please."



posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 09:54 PM
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I've always wanted to say:

If you don't want me to look at your T*ts - don't wear low-cut tops!!

You're far too fat to show that much flesh

Children are a priviledge not a right - compulsary contraceptive implants for chavs at the age of 11, when you can construct a cohesive appeal they may be removed.

You have a pit-bull, I have a shotgun - your move

Cathartic this isn't it?



posted on Oct, 4 2006 @ 07:31 PM
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I always wanted to say good night to people at night .
I always wanted to say I love you to the people with brokeen hearts i pass by.
And im saying this now I love all of you I truly do.


and one more thing wagamazuki faruuukiiii und ich habe ein scheissemeister 2000
danke
:bnghd:



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 07:33 AM
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To the unfortunate souls on the street who ask 'can you spare any change..?'
I've always wanted to say 'dyou take American Express?'

(but i'm too nice to ever do that tho)



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 07:53 AM
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What I've always wanted to say from a Nascar fan's view.

Jeff Burton is the 2006 Nascar Nextel Cup Champion!!!!!
(only I hope it actually comes to fruition)



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 07:55 AM
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"It's not my fault. The devil.....I mean the government made me do it!!!"


And to people who ask, "Can I borrow a piece of paper":

"Only If I get it back"


In a grocery store "Where do you keep your "special" brownies"







-tts

[edit on 5-10-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 07:56 AM
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- I have always wanted to tell drivers on cell phones that they are idiots and a serious danger on the road. Since I can't tell them that while driving, I got a bumper sticker telling the morons to hang up and drive.

- For the past few months I've been wanting to tell a certain poster here the truth about herself, but because of the 'be nice' rules I havent' been able to. When it's time for me to move on .. I'll do a 'cyber death by mod' thing and go out in a hail of warnings telling the truth about her as I go. It'll get deleted I'm sure ... but I'll enjoy it as I do it.

- I have always wanted to have a sit down chat - face to face - with Christ to say Thank You. (prayer isn't exactly what I mean). I hope to get to heaven to be able to say that.

- I have always wanted to say to Mary and St. Joseph "tell me everything about Jesus" and then listen as they do a family home movie thing ....

- I have always wanted to say to a certain relative that their table manners are lousy and they are a loud eatter and it drives me nutz. But I can't do that ...

- I have always wanted to say to certain relatives that they are 'full of themselves' and their snobbery is stupid as well as harmful for their souls (not that they'd listen or believe me). But I can't do that ....

- I have always wanted to say that Jack Chickies are idiots. Hey ... I DO SAY THAT!


I usually say what I want to say but some things you just cant for one reason or another.



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 08:10 AM
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*ATTENTION!!!*

Would the owner of a red 2004 Nissan Sentra, licsense plate number D Delta F foxtrot W Whiskey, please move your vehicle. You are blocking the south entrance.



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 08:18 AM
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To people with screaming kids on the bus...

'Would you shut that f***ing brat up before I kill the little b*****d!!!'

And...

'Hey, are those t***s real or fake?' to my well-endowed friend, who'd kill me if she ever heard me say that...

[edit on 5/10/06 by jimboman]



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 01:54 PM
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"Even though I've just won $100Million in the lottery, I will continue to go to my job every day...... NOT!



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 02:08 PM
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"Sorry Mr President I don't swing that way, but my friend Raphael is single, and available."

"Miss Alba, Miss Johansen, no need to get all sweaty fighting over me, there's plenty to go around"

"God, can you microwave a borrito so hot that even you couldn't eat it?"

"I'm sorry, but 10 million dollars isn't enough."

I can think of a few more, but that'll do for now.



posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 04:40 PM
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"Citizens' Bureau of Investigation...we have a warrant to search the premises"
(to guard on duty at Menwith Hill US military base)

*tap tap tap on driver's window*..."step out of the vehicle please, sir"
(to a cop in a squad car)



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