posted on Oct, 3 2006 @ 01:01 PM
So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'........... So I says to myself, Self, what do you think would be the perfect building material?
Hmmmmm......... the perfect building material.........
Wood? Really easy to work with, and pretty cool colors and shapes. Nah, it gives me splinters, and termites eat it, and it catches on fire and stuff.
No, not perfect.
Bricks? I like those bricks, but have you ever tried hammerin' a nail into brick when you want to hang up a really cool picture? Nope, not
Steel? Nope. You think hammerin' a nail into brick is hard? And look what a plane ot two did to the World Trade Center. Yep, it melted that steel.
Nope, not perfect.
Concrete? I like those big fancy trucks that have that really big bowl spinnin' around that deliver that concrete. But nope, concrete always gets
those cracks in it and stuff. Just look at what one stupid little plane did to the Pentagon, and that was super-concrete!
Hmmmmm, so what is the perfect building material? Hmmmmm, c'mon brain.....
Wait I got it! The perfect building material is the stuff that they make terrorists passports with!
Oh man, that is some good thinkin'!
Yep, when those planes crashed into those towers, everything exploded, burned, melted, and fell down. They couldn't find much wreckage, and a whole
lot of bodies were never found, but what did they find? Terrorist passports!
When that plane crashed in the field. You couldn't find any pieces of that plane at all, but yep, you could sure find those Terrorist passports!
I'm thinkin' Yep, those terrorist passports must be made out of some kind of super-material! Man, I bet those terrorist passports are the perfect
You could build a house out of that Terrorist Passport Material. It would never catch on fire, and you couldn't blow it up if you tried!!!!!!!
Oh man, how's this for some great thinkin'?
I'd build a really really tall building out of that Terrorist Passport Material. It would be so cool! I'd paint a really big bullseye right on the
side of that really tall building, and the words "Hey Terrorists, Hit Me Here!" painted right under that big bullseye in really big letters.
When the terrorists try to fly a plane into that tall building, the plane would just bounce right off! I bet those terrorists would be so
Yep, Terrorist Passport Material is definately the perfect building material.
Man, I amaze myself!