posted on Oct, 2 2006 @ 08:41 AM
So, I was sittin' here doin' some more thinkin' over the weekend.......
I gotta set up a really cool spy area, so I can watch that butcher down the street.
So I went to the store, and bought a really cool "I Spy" lunch box. It has this cool thermos in it, and a decoder ring, so I can send secret
messages, and no one will know what the emergency letters mean! That is so cool. Then I bought a little spy kit. It has these really cool binoculars,
2 walkie talkies, a magnifying glass, and this really cool watch, that has a secret compartment in it. Yep, you lift up the face of that watch, and
there's a tiny little note pad in it! That way if the Butchers take me hostage, I can write down secret spy notes and stuff, and they'll just think
I'm tellin' time. Man that is the best $14.95 I've ever spent! That is some great thinkin'!
So I have this plastic swimming pool, I turned it upside down, and used finger paints to make it look all camoflagey and all. Then I glued lots of
leaves and twigs and pine cones and stuff on it. Then I put it at the end of my yard, got all of my spy stuff, and crawled in the upside down pool. It
was really dark and scary, so I lit a nice candle to give me some light. Now here's something I have to do some thinkin' about. When I lit that
candle, it started to melt that upside down pool, and some of the glue and leaves and stuff caught on fire. Thank goodness I had that thermos filled
with Hi-C! Yep, I put out that fire! Now I don't need a candle, because there's a nice hole in the top of that upside down pool.
So then I got back in, and started spyin' on that Butcher down the street. He thinks he's so cool. Wearin' that smock, and that little white hat.
Nope he doesn't have me fooled! I know he's a reptilian grey! I can tell he's up to something, because when he backs out of his driveway, he always
looks both ways a couple of times before pulling out into the street. Yep, why look both ways if you don't have anything to hide? Just zoom on out
into the street like everyone else! And get this, when I was puttin' out that fire - he drove by real slow and stuff, looking right at me and my spy
shelter. He even waved! I bet the Illuminati are telling him that I'm onto him.
So, I'm doin' some spyin', and every time I see him going home, he has a package or two, wrapped in some white paper with tape on it. I used those
really cool binoculars, and I could tell that there was a tiny little bit of blood drippin' from those packages. Oh man, I'm really onto something
here. Wait, I'm doin' some more thinkin' here. Man I bet those packages are probes!!!
And l saw him sittin' in his car talkin' on his cell phone, and he was writin' stuff down on a piece of paper. I bet it's a Zionist givin' him a
whole list of people to abduct!
Wait! I'm doin' some more thinkin'! His wife always drives their kids to school. Nope they're the only kids who don't take the school bus.
I always took the school bus to school. Yep, that short little yellow bus used to come right to our front door, and I'd climb right onto that bus.
WAIT! I just did some more good thinkin'! The address of his Butcher Shop is 51 Arena Street! 51 Arena street! Sounds an awful lot like Area 51 to
Yep, I'm really onto somethin' here. I'm gonna go to the Halloween store right now, and buy a really cool Ninja suit. That way I can dress up in
that Ninja suit, and sneak up on his house tonight. I can look in his car windows and stuff to see what I find.
Keep your eyes open everybody!