My Best Man Speech....

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posted on Nov, 7 2003 @ 09:25 AM
A buddy of mine is getting married today.... He's insanely asked me to be his best man.... here's my speech!

Hello Everyone! For those who don't know me, my name's Chris, and Randy and I have been friends for a good number of years now...and Randy has courageously asked me to be the best man....

First, I'd like to thank Randy and Fran, whoops....excuse me....Mr. and Mrs. (last name censored), for their hospitality in having us all here well as thank all of you for attending.

(look at them) Well, they actually went through with it! (Hand fellow groomsman a $5 bill) You know, as I look at the two of them today, I think back to what was said during the ceremony.... Marriage IS truly more than a word... It's a SENTENCE.... A LIFE sentence!

Fortunately for them however, I believe it will be a sentence of happiness. In all the time I've known Randy, I've never seen him happier than he is with Fran. He's a better man for loving her. This union is truly a win-win for both of them.... HE found someone who'll put up with him! And SHE found someone who'll wait up for her!

I truly believe that Randy has found his soulmate, and Fran hers.... It was kind of funny for me actually, when I first saw them together...for Randy has always been this kind of HOOAHH!!! (Flex) guy, but with Fran, he was like a big ole teddy bear.... I'd wish them luck on building their family, but it isn't needed. For they've already done so... They already share a happy home, and Fran has accepted Randy's daughter (name censored) as one of her own...and it already is...a household of love. I know, that together....they will continue to live in that love, and happiness.

I could describe Randy as being charming, intelligent, and entertaining.....and, if he hangs around with me long enough, perhaps one day he will be! But he is a great friend, and I couldn't ask for a better groom...

You know, one of the things about being the best that you never get the chance to PROVE it....

That said, it leads into a bit of a problem. You see, as some of us know...Randy has had quite a few girlfriends before tying the knot here today... So, with him officially off the market...I'm sure he'd like to see his apartment keys returned... So, I'll ask that any of those former flames in the audience, who have such keys, please come up and return them now! (present basket)

Come on, don't be shy, we're all friends here....(wait for all ladies to do so)

(Pretend to count keys...) Hmm....I think we're still missing at least one.... C'mon now...who has it?

(a guy walks up and returns key)

Thank you all, and now they can get off to a fresh new start....

Seriously though...I'd like to wish Randy, and Fran, all the happiness in the world and a long life with that, one last time, let's hear it for Mr. and Mrs. (last name censored)!

(applause, and I sit down)

What do you think?

[Edited on 7-11-2003 by Gazrok]

posted on Nov, 7 2003 @ 09:35 AM

posted on Nov, 7 2003 @ 10:15 AM

Guess I should mention...that during the reception seating, etc., I'll be passing out keys to certain female members of the audience (and the one male of course), who'll be in on the joke....

posted on Nov, 7 2003 @ 10:17 AM
let him know at the end that persons all over the world are in on the joke lol

posted on Nov, 7 2003 @ 10:19 AM
It's funny, Gaz. Good work!

posted on Nov, 7 2003 @ 12:27 PM
Yup, good speech.

posted on Nov, 7 2003 @ 12:54 PM
Good speech there Gaz. Wish I coulda got something like that at my wedding. That's what you get for having your bro be best man though. OH WELL.

posted on Nov, 7 2003 @ 01:23 PM
It was nice and funny at the same time. Good sppech Gaz.

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