Albeit a bit of a stretch on the old word play (I'd play along with that too but my mind is dulled).
You pose a hypothetical so shall I:
If said man in Black was Tommy Lee I'd present myself completely nekked, on a bed of satin and rose petals. Even though he is short and I am opposed
to such horizontal challenges.
For you're run of the mill, Black Clad Man...I would present nothing and ask nothing. I am a fearful one and the whole Man in Black thing serves one
purpose and one purpose alone. To intimidate people into silence. I can safely say their tactic would work on me and upon meeting one I would
immediately drop to the floor, draw myself into a tight fetal position and clench my eyes shut as hard as I could, and hope that they go away.
As to the question: why would you want to know eveything?
I answer simply and honestly: I am nosy.
Would I want to know eveything if I really had the opportunity and NO MIB (aside from TLJones) were involved...NO.
Too much responsibility. Not to mention rather defeating for those who, like me, believe we are here for a reason...what if I knew eveything and the
reason really sucked?
I liken the subconscious mind to a really creepy basement or cellar. Things are buried in the walls for a reason you know.
This is not a flippant post entirely, I did apply a very small amount of brain power to it, in spite of my sugars being at 6, which is far too high
and I now must eat cheese.
In advance of your appreciation for my post, I thank you...but we all know time is truly irrelevant.