posted on Feb, 6 2006 @ 03:50 PM
Here's some sound advice friend:
Get some pot and start listening to Coldplay, Neil Young, etc. Light up a bowl and open up your repressed hippie mind. Let your energy flow out to
the universe. They're flying around up there hoping for interaction and when you release your energy to the universe, it sends a signal loud and
clear that you want to be abducted.
Don't be scared when they swoop down soundlessly in front of your car late one night on a lonely back-road. Do exactly as they say, play along with
them. Keep your eyes open and take deep breaths so you won't pass out.
It's best not to act frightened. Fear excites them so try to think happy thoughts about your childhood.
Once you come to, don't fight the nausea. Get some cold rags and put them on your forehead. Smoke another bowl and try to get some rest. You've
had quite an experience! Yes, you have!
Wow, can't wait to hear back from you! Hurry and get started!