Who Has The Worst Bad Joke?

hahaha hey guys I just poping in for a minute, man i miss this place

peace to all and have a great.... eve hahaha


ok all you do is post a stupid joke, or answer a joke with a joke, but the catch is it has to be short and stupid hahaha


ok here is mine:


what happened to the rock when it was thrown in teh red sea?


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it got wet

Ok, I can't resist.

Now read this one out loud and do the pirates voice.


A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says: "Hey captain, did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate says: "Arrrhhhhh, it's driving me nuts."

IMHO the greatest (pirate at least) joke ever.

I'm stupid. I picked one I like not one that's bad.
This one is so bad it actually got me punched in the arm, at work.

A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor's office. When the doctor asked her what's wrong the frog says, “I got something stuck to my ass!”

Why don't elephants go swimming???!?!






Give up?!?!??!?!?!?















They can't get their trunks off!!!!!!! HIIIIIIII YOOOOO

So anyway, Celine Dion walks into a bar. And the bartender says:
"Hey lady, why the long face?"

:shk:

Baack



[edit on 9/22/06 by Baack]

Originally posted by Baack
So anyway, Celine Dion walks into a bar. And the bartender says:
"Hey lady, why the long face?"

:shk:

Baack



[edit on 9/22/06 by Baack]

omg hahahahahahah

1. A man with a cucumber in his ear, a carrot in his nose, and a tomato in his eye walks into the doctor's office. He says, "Doc, I'm not feeling well. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "First of all, you're not eating right...."



2. Where does a robot go on holiday?

Wireland.



3. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile toe.



4. What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.






-tts

Stupid, eh?

Why do cows wear bells?







Because their horns don't work!

So a man walks into his house with a duck under his arm, to see his wife waiting at the door.

The man says "I just wanted you to see the pig I've been screwing all these years"

His wife replies "That's a duck you moron"

The man says "I was talking to the duck"

A toothless Termite walks into a saloon and asks,
"is the bar tender here?"

What do gay termites eat?......WOODPECKERS!!!!!

What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?




WONKEY!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
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You put a little boogie in it.




*kids love this joke.

What did the 0 say to the 8 ?

Fabulous belt.





And another

What do gay horses eat?

Haaaay

mrmonsoon

his irwin joke.

This is bad but true....
I was driving past a "REDUCE SPEED NOW" sign while on the road so I said to my vanlad "look at that sign ,the drugs must be expensive round here" ......lol


Thats why I'm threadkiller clown prince

.........Sneaks out to avoid tomatoes.

A priest, a rabbi, and a witch doctor walk into a bar.

They say "Ouch..."

Q. If you are an American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?



A. European

oh i've got some really bad ones!
ok:

a priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar.
bar tender says "is this a joke?"


what's brown and sticky?

a stick.




what's green and has 4 wheels?

grass. i lied about the wheels.



how do yu get a pickachu onto a bus?

you pokemon


why don't you let a pokemon into the bathroom with you?

because they pikachu

hehehe

/dodges tomato/

what do you call a gnome under a ladies dress?



goblin.