posted on Sep, 22 2006 @ 12:11 PM
1. A man with a cucumber in his ear, a carrot in his nose, and a tomato in his eye walks into the doctor's office. He says, "Doc, I'm not
feeling well. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "First of all, you're not eating right...."
2. Where does a robot go on holiday?
3. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
4. What did the can say to the can opener?
You make me flip my lid.