posted on Sep, 16 2006 @ 03:59 AM
There are unconventional rules of entry, my friend. If you can meet these stringent requirements and abide by our rules, then we will welcome you with
open arms.
1. You
must provide on request, a plate of glazed ring doughnuts;
2. You
must provide me, Fritz the TKA Club Mascot and keeper of the dreaded and feared NinjaKittyFleas, with Extra Mature Cheddar Cheese glazed
ring doughnuts and Lasagne;
3. You
must be willing and able to clear up the mountainous piles of pachyderm poo, once the Airbourne Blow Footballing Elephants have
done
their thing;
4. You should have a proven track record in threadkilling, with a minimum number of 10 confirmed kills;
5. You
must be able to regularly contribute to TKA;
6. You
will defend the TKA Clubhouse against the inferior Pirates Association, even unto death and
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One last thing.........................you
must frequently give
s to the Great Lord Zaphod, our Benevolent and Magnificent Leader and
sometime Dictator.
One more Last thing................................. come visit our thread, please read from the beginning [if you've got a couple of free days] and
above all, have fun.