How many Illuminati...Light Bulb?

I've got the NWO and the Illuminati heavy on the brain, so I'm resorting to my defense mechanisims to stay slightly sane (if such a thing is possible anymore)...anyone here care to poke fun at the Nefarious?

Feel free to contribute your own! The more the merrier!

Here's mine:

Q. How many Illuminati does it take to change a light bulb?

C,mon everyone knows they dont exist.... lightbulbs that is

since they probably run a clandestine operation that is highly compartialized you will need atleast.....10!

1 to give the order to buy it.
1 to buy the light bulb but not being told why to buy it.
1 to transport it.
1 to give it to whomever screws it in.
1 to get a ladder.
1 to take the bulb out of the package.
1 to screw it in.
1 to test if the light works.
1. to inspect the light bulb.
1. to cover the whole action up so no one knows about the changed light bulb.

There you have it! illuminati style light bulb changing!

LOL! Great answers!

I always thought it took 90% of the population to do it for them.

Anyone have some sick humor they'd like to contribute along these lines?

Perhaps.

Here's a joke.

Why did the corrupt NWO financial backer cross the road?

Beats me.

Why did the corrupt NWO FInancial Banker cross the road?

To get to the dark side?

Ah, forget it. the joke sucked.
Didn't have a punchline.

Darn...I was hoping for a good laugh!

I just KNOW these guys have a sense of humor somewhere deep within the secret valuts of their temples....we just have to ferret it out!

*opens the Old Tomes and does some more research*

How many NWO staff does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





None, they get other people to do it for them, and then deny the lightbulb ever needed changing.

The horrifying secret behind the Illuminati's secret-secretholding secrets-




Wait for it...





WAIT FOR IT......


The double whopper. yeah. With onion rings. Wait, no, that's what i had for lunch.
I'm just an intern.
They never told me. They gave me a hint, and the hint was "A retired morbidly obese clown with an amputated foot from Germany by the name of Hans Bojangles."
What this has to do with a multi-century secret that men have fought for and died to learn is unknown.

Film at 11.

Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
I just KNOW these guys have a sense of humor somewhere deep within the secret valuts of their temples....we just have to ferret it out!

Not quite the Illuminati (But that's just a cover )

But here are what are know as the milkman letters.. a series of letters between Aleister Crowley and his milkman. (you might have to have some background in Crowley to get all the jokes)

www.redflame93.com...

or how about the Degree Structure of the Ordo Templi Orientis
www.redflame93.com...