Owning A Time Machine - Think Of The Possibilities!

So I'm sittin' here doin' some more thinkin'........ I says to myself, Self, that time machine would be such a cool thing to have!

Like if you alot of beans, and accidently "toot" real loud in the office, yep you turn on that time machine, set it back a couple of minutes, that way you can make a really loud noise, like slammin' a filing cabinet, so no one would hear your "toot"!
Now that is some really good thinkin'!

Man, I want a time machine sooooo bad!