1. Call the questioner a "CTer", or the line of questions a conspiracy theory.
2. Ridicule the questioner because they now are a "CTer".
3. Accuse the questioner of being unpatriotic.
4. Then move the questioner from the category of "nut" to "poison".
5. *Unsure what they do to you next - we'll call this step TBD.*
6. Rinse
7. Repeat until you're tired.
8. Hang out to dry.


