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posted on Sep, 5 2006 @ 08:29 PM
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Too many to read. I will be back for more.
Hope this isn't one I missed.

What's the differance between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef.

Little kid on an elevator asked the woman next to him.
Can I smell your feet.
Not knowing wat to think. The woman looked at him and said no.
The litle kid replied. Oh; Then it must be your cooter.


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posted on Sep, 5 2006 @ 08:47 PM
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Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman!

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever!



 
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