Okay Im starting this thread for EVERYONE to post their best ''yo moma '' joke they can find, I'll start, yo momas so poor that when burglars
break into her home, they LEAVE money!! Its all up to you now
yo moma is so stupid that when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
...she studied for a Dope test!
...that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
yo moma is so ugly
...she put the Boogie man outta business.
...when she applied for the amateur ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
...she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
...her shadow gave up.
...hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
Yo moma is so old--- she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
...Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
...when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
...she still owes Moses a dollar.
...when she was at school...there was No history class!
...she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
...she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
...when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
...she even made Yoda jealous.
...she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
a few more---yo moma is so old that---the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
...when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
...she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
...her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
...her birthday expired.
...when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
...she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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