1. Have had missing or lost time of any length, especially one hour or more.
Yes, but I only discovered this the following morning when I had a pounding hangover.
2. Have been paralyzed in bed with a being in your room.
Yes, but it involved belts, candle wax and I'm certain the other being was a guy. And it was the same night as question 1.
3. Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them.
Yes, see answers above.
4. Have seen balls of light or flashes of light in your home or other locations
Yes, at the nightclub I went to the night before (see above answers)
5. Have a memory of flying through the air which could not be a dream.
Yes, was removed by door staff for "unwelcome advances" toward a one-eyed biker called Gordon. See above answers
6. Have a "marker memory" that will not go away (i.e.: alien face, examination, needle, table, strange baby, etc.)
Yes, he was a taxi driver. I think his name was Ishmael.
7. Have seen beams of light outside your home, or come into your room through a _
Yes. Same evening when the neighbors called the police fearing I was torturing a hyena.
O.k I'll stop now. I just double checked and realized how many questions there were
And no, I'm not intending to demean genuine responses, just felt like lightening the mood for a moment there.