posted on Aug, 22 2006 @ 10:18 PM
The game is simple - make up an astounding, but totally true, fact about Chuck Norris. Here's a few examples I've found on the web:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever.
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may just be moments away from death!
Like the flamethrower, Chuck Norris' Round-House Kick is considered a war-crime due to its intense amounts of PAIN!