Chuck Norris Facts - Game

The game is simple - make up an astounding, but totally true, fact about Chuck Norris. Here's a few examples I've found on the web:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever.

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may just be moments away from death!


Here's mine:

Like the flamethrower, Chuck Norris' Round-House Kick is considered a war-crime due to its intense amounts of PAIN!

FACT! its is a FAD to jump on the love chuck bandwagon.

How dare you demean Chuck Norris as a fad!!! If Chuck Norris heard of this you'd be dead five times already.
Now a vegemite original
Fact: Chuck Norris uses the moon as a punching bag, thats why it has all those craters.

The Chuck Norris cartoon show only lasted briefly, but ended up bringing peace to 16 third world nations through it's morals.

Chuck Norris eats twelve times a day, but only uses the restroom once a year.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

[edit on 8/23/2006 by pstiffy]

FACT: Chuck Norris once taught a theatre full of preschoolers kung-fu in a single half-hour session. The few survivors are now locked up for security reasons.

FACT: Chuck Norris doesn't get cancer. Cancer gets Chuck Norris.

FACT: Jesus was resurrected because he had all of mankind's sins kicked out of him by Chuck Norris.

FACT Chuck Norris never sleeps yet he goes to bed 5 times a night ooo-er (the lucky swine) lol