When Aug 22nd turns out just to be another day...

11:26 am here in NYC. Im hope the end of the world does happen because i dont want to hear any more predictions, EVER.

Oh the humanity! It seems like Iran has finally initiated it's evil plans for the 22nd....by agreeing to come back to the negotiating table. How could they be such monsters? Don't they have souls?

www.cnn.com...

The end of the world came and went yet again, I'm beginning to feel immortal, I've survived doomsday so many times.....

It's been the 23rd August for the past 2.5 hours, here in Sydney Australia. Everything seems as usual apart from a bit of a tremor a moment or so ago, which was probably nothing at all.

Hope this reassures anyone who might have been experiencing anxiety about the 22nd.

Originally posted by Dock6
It's been the 23rd August for the past 2.5 hours, here in Sydney Australia. Everything seems as usual apart from a bit of a tremor a moment or so ago, which was probably nothing at all.

I knew it! Those bastards! An earthquake machine....the whole time they were playing shell games with a phantom nuclear program to run cover for the construction of their earth manipulation device. Looks like we were wiping the sweat from our brows a bit early....

...world to end August 23rd 2006 anyone? ...i mean, just look at the *proof*!!:

23/06/2006 (UK way round)...

1. (2 x 3) = 6 AND
2. (6 / 2) = 3
3. ...multiply (2.) *2 = 6
3. AND (2 + 3 + 0 + 8 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 6) = 21 which is 3 errr... ...
4. see 3. plus 2 which equals 6
5. august has 6 letters in it
6. there are six points to my thread

...perhaps there's a *weird* planetary alignment or conjunction or somesuch which could back this *theory* up? ...any takers??

just a *thought*

2:21 here.

No mushroom clouds, no pale horses, nothin'.

Well, as I post this, it's 22:51 in Tehran, and the world has not yet blown up.

So I bought all that canned food and the iodine pills for nothing...

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8.19am on the 23rd in the good old United Kingdom. Peeing down with rain outside. Running end of world checklist now.

- Landscape looks remarkably untouched by nuclear weapons this morning.
- Internet still functioning so it appears other parts of the world are still there.
- Water running into bath, so basic laws of physics have not changed.
- No mile-wide Alien spacecraft hovering over nearby city.
- Electricity still works so no pole reversal has taken place.
- God is definitiely not looking down out of the sky at me and calling people up to the rapture.
- The sky does not have an extra planet in it full of carnivourous reptilian aliens this morning.

OK. I'll make a cup of tea and check back later to see if everyone else is having the same normal existence as me.

Originally posted by neformore
8.19am on the 23rd in the good old United Kingdom. Peeing down with rain outside. Running end of world checklist now.

- Landscape looks remarkably untouched by nuclear weapons this morning.
- Internet still functioning so it appears other parts of the world are still there.
- Water running into bath, so basic laws of physics have not changed.
- No mile-wide Alien spacecraft hovering over nearby city.
- Electricity still works so no pole reversal has taken place.
- God is definitiely not looking down out of the sky at me and calling people up to the rapture.
- The sky does not have an extra planet in it full of carnivourous reptilian aliens this morning.

OK. I'll make a cup of tea and check back later to see if everyone else is having the same normal existence as me.

Good morning. That is funny. I hope you have a great day. Remember in the bible it says he will come like a theif in the night? Now I don't believe it to mean literally, but I believe it means that noone will be able to predict such change. BTW, it os 1230 in Los angeles and I'm not =wrapped in tin foil. I never pay much credance to such predictions.
AAC

August 23rd 2006, 14:31

Here in the UK we are still suffering from a non-apocaplyse event.

I repeat, a non-apocalypse event has occurred in the UK.

Maybe the UK missed it all. I'd like check in's from all over the ATS world please if possibe. The normalcy is scaring me

'Twas the night after Isra al Mi'raj, when all through the mosque

Not a Muslim was stirring, not even Ahmadinejad;


Sharia violators were hung on cranes with care,

Since premarital sex was (at least for women) banned everywhere;


Jihadists were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of 21 virgins belly danced in their heads;

And Um Ma in her hijab, and I in my turban,

Had just settled down after drinking contraband bourbon,

When out in the iwan there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the sand dunes below

Gave the lustre of a serene post-nuclear glow,

When, what to my wondering eyes should grasp,

But Muhammad (Praise be to Him), and the winged steed Buraq,

With a little old driver, so filled with aplomb,

I knew in a moment it must be the 12th Imam!


More rapid than eagles his missiles they came,

And they whistled, and routed, as he called them by name;

"Now, Shahab 1! now, Korsar! now, Samid and IRIS!

On, Shahab 3! on Zelzal! on, IRSL-X-4, oh bliss!

To the top of the sky! Over the Zionist wall!

Now dash away! dash away! Annihilate all!"


As dry sand that before the sandstorm fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up past the minarets the missiles they flew,

With payload full of WMDs, and Ahmadinejad too.


And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the dome

The call to Asr as each cleric moaned.

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

Down the chimney the Mahdi came with a bound.


He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were radiated with ashes and soot;

A bundle of infidel heads he had flung on his back,

And he looked like he conquered the infidels in Iraq.


His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

But he was soaked with well water, and I thought, ‘Well, how scary!’

No doubt in my mind that this man was the Imam,

As the beard of his chin was as black as jahannam;

With atomic warhead held tight, he gazed out the expanse

His beady eyes on Jerusalem, the warhead from Natanz,

But made with love by North Korean plants;


He had a broad face and a little round stomach,

That shook, when he laughed like a plateful of hummus.

He was chubby and plump, his waist not barren,

He must have been eating well while waiting in Jamkaran;

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

He soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And fueling up the rocket, the warhead he did insert,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the minaret he rose;


He sprang to his steed as his missile launched with a clap,

And away it flew to wipe Israel off the map.

But I heard him exclaim, as he ascended to Firdaws

"Ahmadinejad is a dupable imbecile after all!"