posted on Aug, 21 2006 @ 02:50 PM
Iran's messing around with nuclear technologies, as is North Korea.
Korea, however, is near the Sea of Japan.
You may as well remember the horrors that nuclear weapons "supposedly" created in the nuclear tests. I'm not going to name names, but the threat
i'm talking about is Godzilla.
Eventually things are going to become so chaotic around the world that something horrible will be awoken from the depths of the thawing ice in the
This thing, "Godzilla", has been shown in the past to have severe anger issues towards any standing building in his vicinity, and sometimes the lone
gargantuan moth or weird smog thing.
I call that the government should expend billions in a paranoid fear about a giant fictional monster that proves a possible threat to National
Yet we can use Godzilla to our advantage, fighting terrorists in Iran and their undeniable and possible threat of nuclear weapons.
The plan goes as follows:
1. Nuke the north pole at key strategic points, namely, everywhere.
2. Lead the horrible monster awoken from the nuclear assault with our armed forces across russia and china and other anti-jesus lands towards Iran in
a horrific path of destruction the likes of which no horror writer can describe.
3. Let it fight Iran and win; because everyone knows for a fact nothing can stop Godzilla.
4. Crap. Should have really thought on this one.
The current budget projected for this plan against the Terrorists is nearly 2.6 Trillion.
Think about it. America needs giant irradiated tyrannosauruses that have up to this point been portrayed by japanese men in rubber suits.
It's the perfect plan.