The Dr Optimus and Dr Helen 670 relationship help thread!

I have a few questiones
What do women really want? and Why dont women like nice guys?

Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
My favorite threads!

Here is my question.

No matter how much I spank, beat, or torture, or threaten my husband, he still will not aknowledge me as the undisputed master in this house.

There is NOTHING WORSE ON THIS PLANET than a woman trying to have power over a man or be in control!!

Tell your husband to RUN AWAY SCREAMING!! Get yourself out of that situation FAST!


Be beautiful and sexy and adventurous and nice and generous and fun and wonderful YESSS!!!!!

"Tough" or "Bitchy" or controlling - bonecrushing turnoff!! RUN AWAY!!!!

:p

Originally posted by helen670

... that you refrain from barking at your neighbours and stop with the ankle bites.
I also recommend you stop eating all the Schmachos(spelling?).
There you go.
And if that dont work

I will definitely give that a go...

I would suggest you talk to your other half, NJE888

who the hell is that?? I dont have a 'other half'.. um?

lol I dont think I can put down the shmackos though...

Originally posted by NJE777

Originally posted by helen670

... that you refrain from barking at your neighbours and stop with the ankle bites.
I also recommend you stop eating all the Schmachos(spelling?).
There you go.
And if that dont work

I will definitely give that a go...

I would suggest you talk to your other half, NJE888

who the hell is that?? I dont have a 'other half'.. um?

lol I dont think I can put down the shmackos though...

*phew"
lol,
I thought you were going to start barking at me!
Shmackos are to be given only once a day........after the 'DROP and ROLL '' trick!!!

take care...
Glad to be of help,NJE777
All in good fun,

helen

What do women really want? and Why dont women like nice guys?

this actually a really simple question to answer:-

Q. What do women actually want?

A. They want good quality conversation from men with an average dose of direction, couple this with some porn star quality bedroom time and the ability to throw romance in for no given reason at no given time and your on a winner... you can season the whole recipe with the ability to dance whilst having an ear for knowing when to address any issues your said women may need some personal verbal engagement with regarding topics of her choice..

the icing on the cake is to remain uncomplicated whilst those around you flounder.

Q. Why dont women like nice guys?

A. this is a myth, women do like nice guys but try to remain confident when pushing a paticular point you feel strongly about, nearly all relationships need a limited degree of conflict to remain healthy, the guy that poses no interlectual or emotional threat is dead in the water. Be tough and assertive whilst reserving the right to be humbled.

oh, and remember Dr Optimus's golden rule,

when your dusting the ovarys with the old purple headed womb broom be sure to take your time and savour the moment,

cleaning should not be a chore.

[edit on 24-8-2006 by optimus fett]

Originally posted by optimus fett
when your dusting the ovarys with the old purple headed womb broom be sure to take your time and savour the moment,

cleaning should not be a chore.

[edit on 24-8-2006 by optimus fett]

Ohh!!!! zing! Very nice very nice. Its a good thing Im a womb janitor. Cleaning is my occupation

Just a reminder to everyone here......
This is a FAMILY clinic!

Not exactly sure what it is Dr Optimus has said.....BUT i'm betting it aint family orientated!
:shk:
Remember, there are CHILDREN in here!

later,
helen

Remember, there are CHILDREN in here!

good point,

remember, make sure there cooked all the way through, nothing worse than eating an un cooked child, and were not the sort of doctors that deal with runny bottoms!

good point Dr.Helen.

Originally posted by optimus fett

Remember, there are CHILDREN in here!

good point,

remember, make sure there cooked all the way through, nothing worse than eating an un cooked child, and were not the sort of doctors that deal with runny bottoms!

good point Dr.Helen.

Hey there Dr Optimus!

Thoroughly cooked children would only have to mean, that the parents have forgotton to ''slip,slop,slap''(Aussie term for Sunscreen!)
Oh, boy!
Runny bottoms would have to be the result of heat exposure!
Which could be.......lol,
Dr Optimus,
lol,
I think this thread may be dying!
lol,
ok,
later......