women hate nice guys

Originally posted by worksoftplayhard

Originally posted by Lysergic
would it be wrong to say

being witty gets ya titties?

tried it. 20 times. failed.

get mo' wit ?


oh and confidence is pretty damn kew too.






[edit on 19-8-2006 by Lysergic]

blackmail her

that way she'll feel obliged to be reciprocal plus extra depending how far you take it.

either that or threaten to try it with her mother and see what happens.

pwnage purely for fun.

lol helen670 rulez!


(howabout a ride)



j/k

Originally posted by Creeping Jesus
(howabout a ride)

LMAO... she'll be like putty in your hands now, like putty in your hands I tell thee...

Originally posted by Easy Tiger

Originally posted by Creeping Jesus
(howabout a ride)

LMAO... she'll be like putty in your hands now, like putty in your hands I tell thee...

Well ecke thump and portion 'o' gravy, I think thee may have good point m'laddy!

i'll show her the dales alright...

[edit on 19/8/06 by Creeping Jesus]

LOL,
Putty, huh!

lol, you dont know me.......im slow to anger,
but .....
you wont wont to mess with me!
lol,
all is good.!

hmmmm, maybe i've had a few too many!
so,

to all!!!

helen

just kiddin Helen.

you rule.

Originally posted by Creeping Jesus
just kiddin Helen.

you rule.

lol,
Yeh!
Ill just ''go with it''
Just to make YOU guys,oopps,I mean(*cough*)MEN, feel like you always on top!
sorry, just a coughing spasm there!



helen

ANYWAY... back on track... does anyone dissagree that being a pimp slapping convict is the only way to go for someone like me? and i havent been actin like a daisy in the past either.

Originally posted by worksoftplayhard
ANYWAY... back on track... does anyone dissagree that being a pimp slapping convict is the only way to go for someone like me? and i havent been actin like a daisy in the past either.

Hey worksoftplayhard/
sorry,
sort of hijacked your thread!

Whats a pimp slapping convict?

Just be yourself and get to be her friend first, and talk to her about what you want.....BUT, you did say that you have done this in the past, maybe look for different types of women.....
dont rush the relationship and all will fall into place.....

take care,
helen

Originally posted by helen670

Originally posted by worksoftplayhard
ANYWAY... back on track... does anyone dissagree that being a pimp slapping convict is the only way to go for someone like me? and i havent been actin like a daisy in the past either.

Hey worksoftplayhard/
sorry,
sort of hijacked your thread!

Whats a pimp slapping convict?

Just be yourself and get to be her friend first, and talk to her about what you want.....BUT, you did say that you have done this in the past, maybe look for different types of women.....
dont rush the relationship and all will fall into place.....

take care,
helen

been there dont that. dozens of times, failed. only shi t i havent tried is being this pimp person women seem to be after.

[edit on 19-8-2006 by worksoftplayhard]

Haha, nice thread!
I'm not much experienced in the love field but, by my experience women like mysterious men. That feeling "I don't know what he's gonna do next" attracts 'em the most.

Well, at least it's working for me haha!

Originally posted by tunin
Haha, nice thread!
I'm not much experienced in the love field but, by my experience women like mysterious men. That feeling "I don't know what he's gonna do next" attracts 'em the most.

Well, at least it's working for me haha!

mysteriouse does not work either. then the girl think you dont know what you want and sooner than later looses interest.

you need to think about what you are looing for in a partner should you really think about having a relationship.

A pretty face and a nice body is not the be all and end all (trust me.. a pretty woman/man who has the personality of a bar stool is not fun)

If you are not looking for a relationship then you should just go out and have fun with what ever women/men seem reciprocal.

If you want a relationship, you will have a hard time find someone to suit you. What you are going through is something that all individuals who are in the the dating game are going through.

Chances are, you will meet someone when you least expect and it will be someone you will not automatically your stereotypical perception of an ideal partner.

Just keep playing the game and eventually you will come up trumps.

(btw... pimp slapping is only advised if you are a mack daddy pimp!
amateurs should follow the guidlines and seek approved tuition from a daddy)

mullet and teen moustache not necessary

(vomit bag and audio necessary for above)

hey again,

been there dont that. dozens of times, failed. only shi t i havent tried is being this pimp person women seem to be after.

I dont get,what this ''pimp'' person type of guy that is?
Are you saying......
You want to sell yourself short?
Pimp.....sell?
hmmm, dont quite understand!

Anyway!
What works for some women, does not always work for other women.(i think, thats right!)

Do you actually like any type of women?
maybe you are seeing the wrong women?
Or maybe you need to change the scenery.....elsewhere....

helen

btw.. mysterious is not necessarily good.

for example.. Kim Jong il......

(off topic question... is the blond woman from Loituma fit or am I just wrong/drunk?)

Originally posted by worksoftplayhard

Originally posted by tunin
Haha, nice thread!
I'm not much experienced in the love field but, by my experience women like mysterious men. That feeling "I don't know what he's gonna do next" attracts 'em the most.

Well, at least it's working for me haha!

mysteriouse does not work either. then the girl think you dont know what you want and sooner than later looses interest.

True, I mean, not compleeetely mysterious, but you have to do something different sometimes, otherwise you'll be too predictable

Well, maybe I'm being too mysterious.. and maybe that's why I'm alone for a while :bnghd:

Haha!

Originally posted by Creeping Jesus

mullet and teen moustache not necessary

(vomit bag and audio necessary for above)

Wow, this is easy!

'Pshewwww! Psheewww! and leave a nice little mark!' ...redneck

Seriously, worksof - sounds like your getting a bit too cynical about the whole thing and you sound a bit defeated - this will show like bad breath.

You shouldn't feel as if you need to 'change' yourself in any big way, yeah it's a crap cliche but.... BE YOURSELF MAN!

Originally posted by Creeping Jesus

(plus you should feel comfortable to use and abuse women... trust me, they will not hesitate to do the same..)

(also it does not hurt to pimp slap a bi-hatch once in a while)

peace.

helen you keep asking where i get this pimp idea from. on the first page.

lol "sometime a pimp gotta do what a pimp gotta do.."

check out the vid link...