Posted: 17 July 2003

Reporter: What sort of relationship have you had with these agents?

Frank Chu: Frank: Well, sometimes they stop by and ask me what the protest is about and some of the cameramen I met John Lobertini over here today and he usually talks to me and films me too and I met Channel 7's cameramen and...you know...just...Brenda Brodettes from Channel 7 the journalist and some of the cameramen from Channel 7, Jeff and Stan. So, and sometimes some of the protesters stop by and ask me, you know, similar to the way...to the way you are doing and I get a chance to present my campaigns and some of them give me a small donation, $1 or you know $5 donations or something.

Reporter: Tell me where these agents of counterpropaganda originate from.

Frank Chu: Those are quintrological galaxies and alphatronic rockifications and humanoid spacifications and some quadraloglical, chemical war crimes with some tetralogical cosmopolitans with rockificiations, space stations and flying saucers with other populations on other planets across 12 galaxies that were top secret by the CIA behind closed doors in Washington outdating the automobile society and outdating those international airlines.

Reporter: What is it...how are the agents controlling people's minds?

Frank Chu: Well, they were friends with American presidents with some telepathic scientific inventions with extra-sensory perceptions brainwashing me against my campaigns and also...you know...just...behind closed doors in Washington just, you know, friends with those senators and House of Representatives just controlling those opinions and those viewpoints over there.

Reporter: Is there one leader we should be most worried about?

Frank Chu: Well, George Bush just...I saw him announce with one of those mass-murder cases, so...he was involved with it, that's why he's had serious war crimes in Iraq.

Reporter: Okay, thank you very much. I appreciate you spending the time with me.