Dr. Oni. Ask ask ask....!

I have a rather large problem here,
My cat Noodle had 6 puppies, I dont have the slightest clue how and I dont know what to do, Can I take them out in public or should I keep them locked in the basement and just let them out to do toilets???

My cat Noodle had 6 puppies

What exactly is a cat noodle? Is it a noodle made from cats instead of eggs or whatever they make noodles from? If so, that is disgusting!!

And how could a noodle have puppies?

Ok, you got me I don't even have a cat, BUT I read in the paper about a month ago about a real cat that really did have about three puppies (seriously, NO JOKE). I guess a confused dog got real frisky one day.
Gimme some time an i'll try an find a link...

(Edit) Got it, I read the Sun regularly, it's a British paper...

Catdogs or dogcats???

I might start my own thread about this as not everyone might see it here...

[edit on 3-1-2007 by chris01621]

I think now see your deal here Dr.Oni. You wanted us to bare our souls of our most private situations so you could revel in our pain and heartache.
But still I have faith that somehow, someway you will find it in your soul
to relieve the sick, the afflicted, the morally confused, the borderline retarded, in thier hour of need.

I beg of you, return to us and relieve our suffering.
We are among the guiltless [almost] and can only hope and pray
that this was'nt some kind of cruel joke.

Yes....please Dr. Oni, help us! And..help the round headed children.

I feel naked now that I have bared my soul. Please help me find my clothes....and my helmet!

reply to post by whaaa


It has taken me many years to come back to you because I have been researching your condition!

Just use some E45 and leave it alone, friction burn is no good to anyone!

reply to post by Excitable_Boy


Sue!! he took advantage of you, you poor poor boy!! .... And please tell me you have brushed your teeth since our last encounter!!

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