posted on Aug, 16 2006 @ 03:19 PM
Oh, great and terrible El Pollo Diablo! Hear this petitioner's query. What message shall pass from thee to we?
"In the years being of 2012 a stunned worlds will be lookings onward as Dan Quayles is being sworns in of the Office of Being the President of the
United Stateses in that Januarys. By the Aprils of that sames year epidemics of the acnes will be breakings out in generous proportions throughout
the high schools of Canadas. Enviornmentals pollutions from the lands of President Quayles will be held responsibles, and wars will be ensuing. This
will being knows by the survivorses as the Greats Clearasils Wars of Oily Armageddons, and will ends in early Mays. By Septembers, China, Frances,
and Ecuador will has taken advantages of the economicals devastations left from the wars of Clearasil, and forms a financial houses of power, which
will flood the worlds with inexpensive and abundents wines, breads, and almost liquids cheeses. By lates falls of the years, an abomination of
bacterials proportions will infect the cheeses, killings %86.773274632 of the worldses populations. The rests will relocates to the islands of Crete,
which will has turned outs to be the tops of a large craft of alien spaciness. The crafts will ascends into the heavens, buts the peoples livings on
tops will dies in the colds darkness vaccuums of the space, because there is not much airs ups there.
But it is looking likes the 2013 is lookings a little betters."
[edit on 8/16/2006 by hogtie]