who says I am not in bed?

Is reality tricking us into believing I am above the planet?

is that a mouse in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

should that not say Moose?

Don't you think you are getting delusions of grandeur?

is it not more likely that grandeur is having delusions of me?

[edit: can I even spell?]

(would this game be easier if I wer an auzzie?)

[edit on 15/8/06 by Creeping Jesus]

Where are my pants?

(I'm not an Aussie, so it doesn't matter probably, or does it?)

WHERE ARE HIS PANTS!?!?!

Can I smell soiled underwear?

dont you think you should change them?

Is this game fun?
Is it?

Now do I really have to answer that?

No, really, where are my pants!?

why don't you just ignore it/them?

[edit on 15-8-2006 by whaaa]

Maybe I can, but can everyone else ignore my lack of pants?

Is CKK being paid for his "presentation"?

are you running away from you pants compulsion?

does anyone know what the singular of pants is?

And what if I am?

is there shrinkage?

lol

So....where do we go from here.....?