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How would YOU take over the world?

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posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 07:42 PM
Hey this is my first thread but i was thinking and then its just kinda hit me outta nowhere. How would You take over the World and when you did what would you

posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 07:53 PM
I'd gather an army of monkey cybermen, and take over Germany.

First we take Manhatten...then we take Berlin.

After that, I'd make all the Germans my slaves, by turning them into half human, half robot hybrids, then let them invade France.

Invent an airborne virus that will wipe out every human on Earth, then commit Hari-Kari, and let the monkey cybermen roam free to copulate.

Or get Scotland to win the World Cup.

posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 11:07 PM
Well, unlike above, I would start with France.

I'd put on a halloween mask, shout "Boo!", and the entire nation would surrender to me. With France as a base of operations, I would say "Praise allah, let's make a nuclear bomb." and the entire middle east would be my willing slaves.

I'd give free booze to anyone who wanted it, and the entire U.S. democratic party would be mine (or at least the entire Kennedy clan. Same thing.)

Make child prostitution and child pornography legal and the majority of the U.N. delegates in NY would elect me king of the world.

My first official act would be to create a lifetime pension of $10 million per year to all former world kings. Then I would resign, take my pension, and go retire on some tropical island.

posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 11:11 PM
You don't need to concern yourself with this. Lets just say that you will vote for me when that time comes

posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 11:32 PM
i would make ManCorp.
this corp would have 10,000 voteing seat's
of these 10,000 i would include
1) the Rich
( buy in cost = $100,000,000 a seat )
2)the Vatican
3) the criminal
( all crime lords that join would have to pay the buy in But there safty would be guarentied )
4) corperations i somehow missed
( same buy in per seat )
5) the goverments
after i had these elements i would invite the goverments of the world starting with the money power centers of the EU 1st.
then when im POSITIVE that this corp controls most of not all cash flows on the earth i would invite the Usa, japan, china and russia

in this manner i would have total controll of the earth and all its peoples because i would controll
1) the money
2) the morals
3) the law
4) the unlawful
5) the milatary

your vote is not required
( but i will be keeping tabs )

posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 11:36 PM
i would use my time machine to go back in time and give different intelligence to the manhattan project. i would tell them germany is close to the construction of a time machine. then i would tell them to set it for right now and here and tell them to send it empty. then i would have a time machine, and i could easilly take over the wolrd.

now that i think about it ~ it would be super easy to take over the world coz no nukes...

[edit on 14-8-2006 by jprophet420]

posted on Aug, 14 2006 @ 11:56 PM
I would control all forms of education, mass media and entertainment as well as popular trends.

Making the populace complacent by instilling a feeling of hopelessness and enmeshing them in a double blind paradoxical mythology with no forseeable positive outcome makes them all the more ready to consume my factory supplied goods and services to "escape" the horrible "reality" of their lives.

Never offer anything of spiritual nourishment, never feed the spirit outside of little "feel good" flicks that deal with personal dramas and hype up stereotypical emotions.

Don't forget to hold vast amounts of stock in pharmacuticals to help compensate for the psychosomatic deterioration of the human psyche en masse. This is the inevitable outcome of persons with no meaning or inherent value to their existence.

Push an agenda with a spiritual "savior" who will "do all the heavy soul work" for the masses so they can focus on their work and consumption of goods.

Make sure the internet is freely available to keep political dissidents and intellectuals from congregating together in a real life setting to vent their frustrations - keeping them isolated from society and out of the way. Hype porn to conpensate for the inevitable breakdown of human relationships.

Dispense with formal education - advocate home learning and keep all educational materials in a double-blind manner of rhetoric which holds a great deal of information, facts and figures, but inspires little understanding.

Make sure aforementioned "media figures" are of the finest stock available - once again reinforcing the notion that physical good looks and superior understanding go hand in hand. This will help discredit any "ugly smart people" from being taken seriously.

Make sure the younger "role models" preach superficial and stereotypical consumer values while never addressing any serious concerns within their generational target audience.

Cater to the basic drives of the human psyche, but ignore the higher needs - sex sells, and personal fulfillment can be bought at the mall.

Change trends constantly so consumers become accustomed to a rapidly changing landscape, with a minimal appreciation to quality. It's all about quantity.

Master the art of psychology so those further down the ladder (should I ever come in contact with them) will be so overwhelmed by my perfect physical form and winning smile and charamiatic way of "understanding them" that they would never suspect that I have designed them to be in the mentalities and social positions they are in.

Make my way as a psychologist - transcribing all the problems of the people and writing solutions for their woes in the form of screenplays and movies deals that will ensure I bank ten fold on my investments.

Be considered bright, witty, artistic and "in tune" with the public and make my way to a more hospitable climate of my peers, surrounded by fanfare and bodyguards before faking my death to retire in some remote corner of the globe and relishing the the life I have made for myself.

Let the next wave of up and comers have their way with the world, because, hey - fair is fair.


[edit on 14-8-2006 by GENERAL EYES]

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