Corniest pick up line...

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posted on Oct, 7 2006 @ 10:03 PM
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Just a clue, no laws were broken or even mildly breached. Cops have a sense of humor too you know.
(Yeah I thought it was hilarious)

Ok, here is one..

Nice pants, bet they would look good at the foot of my bed...

Semper




posted on Oct, 8 2006 @ 08:03 AM
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how bout this one...guaranteed to make her fall into your arms

boy: "hey, what's the difference between romance and rohypnol?"
girl: "err...dont know.."
boy: "...can i buy you a drink?"



posted on Oct, 9 2006 @ 10:38 AM
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lol
I thought it was a good one.



posted on Oct, 27 2006 @ 03:47 PM
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If I may say so, what a charming, smashing blouse you have on.



posted on Oct, 27 2006 @ 04:56 PM
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^^^^^



LMFAO!!!!!

you are obviously a sly old foxy stoat...

on the prowl....



posted on Nov, 5 2006 @ 02:16 AM
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Hey, I've got a winner here.....

"I can smell you ovulating, wana breed?"



posted on Nov, 5 2006 @ 05:25 AM
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If your chat up line fails, then all you have to do is reply with...

'I come highly recomended by your mum'



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 12:06 AM
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Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 12:21 AM
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Hmm, most of the ones I know've already been said..


Ah, I remember some, not particularly good, but hey,pick-up lines
are'nt in general.


"You know the greatest lover on the planet? Teah, I taught him
everything he knows."

"I must be a beast, because you're a beuaty."



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 12:23 AM
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ME: Hey arent you that chick banging that college guy?

Girl: Uhhh No...

ME: Wanna be???



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 12:29 AM
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Not very PC but here goes!...

"hows your fanny for a lodger?"

...told you!

Never tried it myself, but my mates reckon it works like a charm.





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