Originally posted by lombozo
This one works every time! It's perfect!

I know where you live, so if you don't do me right now, I'm gonna kill your whole family.

*Ahem* You okay there, bozo? Anything you want to talk about....?

Originally posted by lombozo


I know where you live, so if you don't do me right now, I'm gonna kill your whole family.

Once again, lombozo causes me to laugh so much I nearly die.

I got one,

...............well, maybe I don't then.

[edit on 7-10-2006 by Zanzibar]

Originally posted by Zanzibar

Originally posted by lombozo


I know where you live, so if you don't do me right now, I'm gonna kill your whole family.

Once again, lombozo causes my to spew water all over my monitor.

Yes that was more than a little creepy....

You know, as in laughing.......maybe, I'll just change it.....................

Originally posted by Zanzibar
You know, as in laughing.......maybe, I'll just change it.....................

Buddy, I didn't see anything funny about it.... talk about sick sense of humour....

This line works with only the most attractive and desirable women.



"are you the one they said "smells like a goat" "

Originally posted by millerman



Buddy, I didn't see anything funny about it.... talk about sick sense of humour....

Maybe I have a sick sense of humour then, I don't see anything wrong with it, no-ones really going to go and physically kill someone now are they?

Lighten up! It's BTS!

Originally posted by Zanzibar

Originally posted by millerman



Buddy, I didn't see anything funny about it.... talk about sick sense of humour....

Maybe I have a sick sense of humour then, I don't see anything wrong with it, no-ones really going to go and physically kill someone now are they?

No, but he joked about killing people on a public forum....

Can we say "DUHHH!!!"?

Maybe next he should brag about say being a terrorist?

REMEMBER anything you do online is electronic evidence and it can be used against you later!!!

I laughed too.
I do believe it was a joke.

Actually it was the funniest of all so far.

I guess I'm sick.

oh, I should add a pickup line.

"how do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?"

[edit on 7-10-2006 by spacedoubt]

Originally posted by Zanzibar






Maybe I have a sick sense of humour then, I don't see anything wrong with it, no-ones really going to go and physically kill someone now are they?

Lighten up! It's BTS!

You mean like the guys that broke into schools and killed the children in them.

Forgot the line.........This one really impresses the cowgirls...........

Crush a beer can against your forhead and scream at the top of your lungs.....

"I think Im In Love"



[edit on 7-10-2006 by whaaa]

I'm pretty sure were safe from the law here, we havn't done anything wrong, just some harmless fun.

Technically, this is talking about killing,

Originally posted by whaaa
This line works with only the most attractive and desirable women.



"are you the one they said "smells like a goat" "

ROFL!!

I smell like a goat too, but it's because I have the sex drive of a lion! A half-drunken tantric lion on viagra!

Originally posted by Zanzibar
I'm pretty sure were safe from the law here, we havn't done anything wrong, just some harmless fun.

Technically, this is talking about killing,

I think talking about killing is considered, even on the www, is called "conspiricy"

Wouldnt it be ironic if you were popped for talking about "killing" on a conspiricy forum?


forgot the line again..........best used in swanky hotel bars...........

Mama.........pull my finger

[edit on 7-10-2006 by whaaa]

Originally posted by whaaa

Originally posted by Zanzibar
I'm pretty sure were safe from the law here, we havn't done anything wrong, just some harmless fun.

Technically, this is talking about killing,

I think talking about killing is considered, even on the www, is called "conspiricy"

Wouldnt it be ironic if you were popped for talking about "killing" on a conspiricy forum?

[edit on 7-10-2006 by whaaa]

Yes exactly

Be careful what you say online bozo! Unless you're not afraid to die.... holy crap....

This actually worked when I was in college. I went to school in New Orleans and we would head out to the sticks for the suburban Mardi Gras parades (better beads, less crowds). I said this to one of the debutantes in the parade and ended up taking her home.

hey, baby, I got cable. 150 channels.


And now, for a never fail line. Rush up to a young lady and in a breathless, hurried voice say "quick.. gimme your number before I change my mind"

take the number and leave.

call her a day or two later (more if you go by the swingers code of calling).

Here's one that I like to use at wedding receptions..........


Baby, as long as I have a face; you'll always have a place to sit down.


be very discrete when you use this one. You don't want to draw a crowd of drunk, lust filled brides maids.

My freind told me this one the other day, and its soo bad hehe

"how heavy is a polar bear?"

"heavy enough to break the ice, hi my names.."

oh dear *shakes head*

I had a complete stranger walk up behind me, pick me up and kiss me hard. Then (while I was still dazed), he called me his next X.
LMAO

usually all i needed to say was "wana fahq" , no lie its worked many times.

here is one ive never used.

" those pants look very becomming on you, i guess if i was on you id becomming too."

peace

Originally posted by AngelaLadyS
I had a complete stranger walk up behind me, pick me up and kiss me hard. Then (while I was still dazed), he called me his next X.
LMAO

Now THAT's romance!!!