Corniest pick up line...

Post the worst pick up line you've ever heard or thought of. Anything goes. No repeats though.

"Wanna Australian Kiss?" "Its Like A French Kiss But Down Under!"

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"Should I call you for breakfast, or just nudge you?"



Here's a bonus line: The way the sunlight plays through your blonde locks reminds me of the autumn afternoon light as it rippled across the wheatfields on the farm where I grew up . . .

theres always the imortal " Your eyes are like spanners, because every time they look at me my nuts start to tighten"

'Did it hurt?....... When you fell from heaven'

'Here is 20 pence phone your mum your not going home tonight'

'I may not be Fred Flintstone, but i can still make your bed rock'

'Is there a mirror in your pocket cos i can see myself in your pants'

'Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven'

God why do i know all theses lol

I always liked:

"roses are red, violets are blue....I like spaghetti........lets f_ck."

"Mind if I sit here? I just farted where I was sitting and I'm waiting for it to clear."

There are 265 bones in the human body. . .want one more?

Originally posted by Vegemite
There are 265 bones in the human body. . .want one more?

I think there are generally only 208. Although there is a lot of variability in the metatarsals, the bones in the wrist. Same with the ankle bones. Where ligaments rub against each other, calcium tends to deposit, and thus an undesignated bone is seen. This is most common among people with ankle and wrist injuries, or certain types of arthritis.

science.enotes.com confirms that the average adult has 208 bones.

Some folks find me to be extremely knowledgeable about anatomy. Particularly gynecology . . . .

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Nice shoes, wanna f__k ?

I want you to have my children. Wait right there. They're out in the car. I'll go get them.

Originally posted by dr_strangecraft

Originally posted by Vegemite
There are 265 bones in the human body. . .want one more?

I think there are generally only 208. Although there is a lot of variability in the metatarsals, the bones in the wrist. Same with the ankle bones. Where ligaments rub against each other, calcium tends to deposit, and thus an undesignated bone is seen. This is most common among people with ankle and wrist injuries, or certain types of arthritis.

science.enotes.com confirms that the average adult has 208 bones.

Some folks find me to be extremely knowledgeable about anatomy. Particularly gynecology . . . .


Wow! How pedantic are you.
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I lost my number, can I have yours?

I know, it's bad

Originally posted by DjNothing
I always liked:

"roses are red, violets are blue....I like spaghetti........lets f_ck."

Lol. Very original. I think this is the best yet.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Badoomp ching!

i always say....

"i like your jewellery..its obviously fake and cheap.... so we should both get on?"

its not a chat up line as such but it normally gets a laugh and starts a convo.

"Ive got extra pillows"

"your second name must be gilette cause your just for men"

This one works every time! It's perfect!

I know where you live, so if you don't do me right now, I'm gonna kill your whole family.

I find a touch works way better than pick up lines....