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posted on Oct, 10 2006 @ 01:09 AM
"Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!"

"I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but no one was there."

--- George Carlin

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."

--- Dennis Leary

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."

--- Emo Phillips

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

--- Rodney Dangerfield.

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."

--- Steven Wright

posted on Oct, 11 2006 @ 01:03 PM

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
--Mitch Hedberg; American comedian (1968 - 2005)

posted on Oct, 11 2006 @ 10:27 PM
Nice GP

"The man forget not, though in rags he lies, And know the mortal through a crown's disguise."
Author: Mark Akenside

"Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?"
Author: Robert Browning


posted on Oct, 11 2006 @ 10:33 PM
"There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to
accomplish something!"
-Thomas Edison

So, do we have to wait for someone else to post a quote,
before we can post another?

posted on Oct, 11 2006 @ 10:57 PM
Post to your hearts content IK

I love reading them and I'm even compiling some of the best to read on a future podcast..


posted on Oct, 11 2006 @ 11:22 PM
Ok, sweet.

"Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build bridges, even when there are no rivers."
-Nikita Krustjev

"Death is not punishment, punishment is living with your crimes
and working to atone for them."

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it."
-Alan Kay

posted on Oct, 12 2006 @ 11:02 PM
"I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all."
Author: Bible

"One never rises so high as when one does not know where one is going."
Author: Oliver Cromwell


posted on Oct, 12 2006 @ 11:11 PM

I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

Ecclesiastes 9:11

Just providing a citation.

[edit on 2006/10/12 by GradyPhilpott]

posted on Oct, 12 2006 @ 11:12 PM
Copy Cat



posted on Oct, 12 2006 @ 11:20 PM
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
--Benjamin Franklin

posted on Oct, 12 2006 @ 11:45 PM
"All part of the grand tapestry, eh-wot?"

"Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you
dreamt up after being drunk all night."
-Isaac Asimov

"Why should'nt we be with the one we love?"
-Paris Hilton

Those are my three contributions for the day.

posted on Oct, 13 2006 @ 01:27 AM
Hey Semper...

Took me awhile, but I finally got around to one of your other threads...

If the folowing has been used before, I apologise, but I didn't see it while I was scanning
thru the pages...

I like to use this in a signature at another forum I moderate at, I can't tell you why
I like it so much, but I still do. It's from the cheesy movie "Buckaroo Banzai" (which by
the way had a great number of very talented stars in it. John Lithgow, Jeff Goldblum, and many more).

Buckaroo Banzai's quote;

"No matter where you go, there you are"...!

My lady friend who is looking over my shoulder right now just said: "Oh Brother" and then said, "Next you'll be sayin'... Help, I've fallin' & can't get up!"

Looking forward to your next 'muse podcast'..


posted on Oct, 14 2006 @ 12:18 AM
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!


Anger is one letter short of danger.

posted on Oct, 14 2006 @ 08:24 PM
"In economics, the majority is always wrong."
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

"It is disturbing to discover in oneself these curious revelations of the validity of the Darwinian theory. If it is true that we have sprung from the ape, there are occasions when my own spring appears not to have been very far."
Author: Cornelia Otis Skinner


posted on Oct, 14 2006 @ 08:43 PM
"You can't understand my words until you understand my silence."

"We are the product of 4.5 billion years of fortuitous, slow biological
evolution. There is no reason to think that the evolutionary process
has stopped. Man is a transisitional animal. He is not the climax of
-Carl Sagan

Last two I have saved.

posted on Oct, 15 2006 @ 09:04 PM

The future will be better tomorrow.
--Dan Quayle, US Republican politician (1947 - )

posted on Oct, 15 2006 @ 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Toadmund

Sometimes I actually feel envious of the dead, mainly because they don't have to deal with life.

[edit on 2006/10/15 by GradyPhilpott]

posted on Oct, 15 2006 @ 09:32 PM
"Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from
this world to another."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the
-Les Brown

"The Earth is the cradle of Humanity. But one does'nt always live
in the cradle."
-Konstanin Tsiolkovsky

Those are my three for the day.

posted on Oct, 15 2006 @ 09:40 PM
These are my kind of quotes and proverb. Simply, easy, a little chessy, and funny. If you think I'm not good enough, get over it. I'm not a quitter, and I'm done with being pushed around too. For those not involved, enjoy wisdom with a laugh.
So here goes:

A fall into a ditch makes you wiser. - Chiness Proverbs.

--My life right now, some would say.

Another person's heart is a wilderness.-African Proverb

The hair of a hairy caterpillar, all of it causes itching.-African Proveb.

-- No need to repeat myself.

Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.
-- Marilyn Monroe

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
-- Lionel Barrymore

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
-- Abraham Lincoln --ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I may be common myself, but I can pack a punch.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
-- Andrew Carnegie

--See, don't ever tell me what to do, when you do the same thing.

It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best.
-- W. Edwards Deming

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
-- Winston Churchill

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
-- Albert Einstein

The road to success is always under construction.
-- Unknown (Told you so.)

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.
-- H. G. Wells

God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.
-- Unknown (You know.

There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
-- Helen Rowland

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
-- Mae West (That's true for some men, I've met. I don't hate men, but some deserve it, some don't.)

I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
-- Gwyneth Paltrow (Not a sexiest, but I've met some that prove her right.)

One some certain people need to think about, funny how always use this one:

Crows everywhere are equally black. -Chiness Proverb

A book holds a house of gold.-Chiness Proverb

Sorry, it got personal the whole thing is just upsetting. Anyway, sorry.

posted on Oct, 16 2006 @ 03:27 PM
Fear is stronger than love-Tupac Shakur

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