posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 08:21 AM
Originally posted by euwhajavb
Alright, let's see...
How can I come across a great amount of United States currency quickly and without robbing a bank?
What is it like where you dwell, wherever that is?
When am I going to die?
Oh, great and terrible El Pollo Diablo! Hear these petitioners' query. What message shall pass from thee to we?
"Ok, questions the first: When drivings down the roads, looks for a big metal boxy likes vehicle. It is being called a 'car of armor'. It may
have fancy names likes 'Wells Fargos', or 'Brinkses', or 'Bill's Money Protections'. Something likes that. Gets into the passing lanes and
then cuts in fronts of the car of armor very quicklies! Be careful nots to be squished to death, though. There! You has successfully comed across
many US currencies.
Questions the second: Its is a wonderful places here where I am now existing! When I am not doing the talkings through my earth-monkey Hogtie, I is
laying back, being cool, drinking mojitos. Hemmingway loves his mojitos, I can tells you thats right now! When he gets really inside of his cupses
he keeps pesterings Sophie Frederike about how she really cames to be deads. I tells him to leaves it alones, but he doesn'ts. I thinks he is
having a crushes, buts I thinks his chances are nones. She is too wraps upto the horse riding. But you wills be loving it heres. There's things
like the shuffleboards and the backgammons. Very swinging!
Questions the third: You will die in exactly...*aside* What? You mean? Oh, oh, okays. Dear euwhavajabs, I has been being informed by the
managents that this must be remainings a mystery. You must waits in trepidations and fears likes everyone elses. But looks me ups when you gets
here, and we will share some mojitos and goes shooting the skeets with Ernest. Thank you. Come again."