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corrupt a wish game

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posted on Aug, 11 2006 @ 06:53 PM
shazam- you have a corvette, but you dont have your license, so you have to just look at it out the window

i got my wish... im going home

im out

posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 07:02 AM
Um, I wish mindtrip02 had ended by posting a wish...

posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 07:30 PM
Mindtrip did end with a wish, and it was for YOU TO DIE!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for spicy cheeseburgers

posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 07:40 PM
*poof* You have spicy cheeseburgers. Unfortunately they are poisoned and when you eat them your intestines explode

I wish my g/f had more junk in da trunk

posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 09:36 PM
Suddenly, she is afflicted with steatopygia, caused by schistosomaisis. Apparently, she got the blood flukes from wading in the Nile River. She's bed-ridden. Getting worse every day . . . She's a brick and you're drowning slowly . . .

Happy now?

I wish I had the power to control the universe simply by thinking about any particular facet of reality.


posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 10:01 PM

You now control the universe, however the refinement needed to control every single molecule in this infintessimal space takes its toll on your brain............which explodes. The universe, unable to function without you, folds in on itself; killing you, us, everyone you love along with the whooole of creation.

I wish no character in Bambi 1 died.

posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 10:26 PM
Granted no animals in Bambi#1 died. But now the forest is destroyed as the animals ate all of the vegitation and have invaded the main populace, to where no one can move an inch without steppin in something.

I wish, I wish for no sickness in the world.

posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 11:59 PM
So shall it be written, so shall it be done!

There is no sickness. But plenty of pain.

People being rammed into by cars, killed by landmines, blown up in combat--but all of them miraculously glued back together seconds afterward.

As the population spirals out of control, with a ZERO PERCENT infant mortality rate, and ZERO ELDERLY death rate, the humans begin to consume all the animals (even the ones in BOTH Bambi flicks,) and then begin to feed upon the grass and trees, rocks, and even the dirt itself, in a vain attempt to ease their ravenous hunger.

But there is no disease, so they are all technically healthy, regardless of how starved and overcrowded.

And the earth hurls through space, rapidly becoming a vast Vampire sabbath, a global necropolis of the undead, who can now never die, regardless of their pain.

And they owe it all to one single ATS poster. And 2 billion of them don't even know what the internet is.

I wish Karma was instantaneous; or that "the last judgment" was RIGHT NOW.


posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 12:17 AM
Karma is now instantaneous, but you take a whiz and you drown as soon as you pee in the toilet.

I wish I could quit my job as a waiter.

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 12:45 AM
Blumpkin- You quit your job as a waiter. Tomorrow a woman will walk into your restaurant and tip your replacement with a lottery ticket. That ticket turns out to be the sole winner of a 350 million dollar jackpot. The waiter also hunts you down and kills you for fun, just like Charles Dutton does to Ice-T in Surviving the Game, except you die.

I wish I had real arms instead of these damn hook hands.

[edit on 13-8-2006 by Rasobasi420]

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 01:03 AM
Your hook hands are replaced with real arms and hands, and your genitals are replaced with your old hook hands.:shk:

I wish I had some 1988 stonewashed jeans.

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 01:47 AM
You get the jeans you wanted, but they are a size one.

I wish I could teleport with the blink of an eye.

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 03:10 AM
bing-bada-bing! you can teleport with the blink of any eye but only your eyes get to go.

i wish i was Samuel l. jackson.

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 04:16 AM
can someone explain the true meaning of what it is to

corrupt a wish

is that always safe to do

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 10:18 AM
Kazaam- You are Sammy Jackson, but while on a flight, you are swallowed whole by a big "Mutha F****n' snake on a Mutha F****n plane!!!"

I wish Ragster knew what it meant to corrupt a wish.

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 12:19 PM
*POW* Ragster now knows what it means to corrupt a wish but having lived a sheltered life the meaning of what he has just learned horrifies him and drives him comes over to your house and beats you to death with a barbie doll
I wish this game would end

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 01:39 PM
Shazaam!!! You're wish is granted and this game is over. But, unfortunatly, it's olny over for you since you come to realize that you are a big fat loser that has no friends so you get depressed and end up going to live in the woods and be a lumberjack where the only friends you have are the birds that crap on your beard.

I wish I was the best in the world at everything that I do...oh wait! I already am! Lol.

But really, in all seriousness, I wish that I was God.

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 01:47 PM
granted, you are god! unfortunately now you have to answer all those prayers and perform all those miracles you have no time to read or post in this thread anymore

I wish i was able to afford a new computer.

posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 02:06 PM
!Zing! You can afford a computer.

It's the tiny chip embedded in your driver's license. It has your tax returns, your library card history, your voting records, your POLICE records, and your grades going back to kindergarten.

And every time you walk into a county courthouse or a Walmart, it beams the information to every other computer in the building.

I wish I spoke a new language.


posted on Aug, 13 2006 @ 02:29 PM

You can now speak another language. Unfortunately, that language is Klingon and only geeks speak that so you better prepare for a life of celibacy!

I wish I had a working Xbox 360 with all the neccessary peripherals and games.

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