posted on Aug, 12 2006 @ 11:59 PM
So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
There is no sickness. But plenty of pain.
People being rammed into by cars, killed by landmines, blown up in combat--but all of them miraculously glued back together seconds afterward.
As the population spirals out of control, with a ZERO PERCENT infant mortality rate, and ZERO ELDERLY death rate, the humans begin to consume all the
animals (even the ones in BOTH Bambi flicks,) and then begin to feed upon the grass and trees, rocks, and even the dirt itself, in a vain attempt to
ease their ravenous hunger.
But there is no disease, so they are all technically healthy, regardless of how starved and overcrowded.
And the earth hurls through space, rapidly becoming a vast Vampire sabbath, a global necropolis of the undead, who can now never die, regardless of
And they owe it all to one single ATS poster. And 2 billion of them don't even know what the internet is.
I wish Karma was instantaneous; or that "the last judgment" was RIGHT NOW.